StonerBros Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Dragons Tamed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5643
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Villages Defended:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crops Grown:	2372
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Votes:	1749
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Void Gems Collected:	25
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7540	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Votes:	8893	Treasure Maps Found:	14

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3417
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	8835	Void Gems Collected:	30
Farms Harvested:	818	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Votes:	7576
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Star Shards Collected:	269

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

Players:	96/200	Votes:	2194
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Enchantments Applied:	56
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3