stompNbitHorsesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

YesterdayGoneOops Minecraft SMP

Alternate Timeline, Changing the past, do-overs, hindsight, hindsight is 20/20, hypothetical scenarios, learn from the past, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regrets, second chances, self improvement, smp, time travel, what if, Wishful thinking, YesterdayGoneOops

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about going back to yesterday because we have a time machine in-game! That’s right, you can redo any mistakes you made, like accidentally blowing up your friend’s house or falling into a pit of lava. Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and uncover hidden treasures. So why dwell on the past when you can join our crazy world and create a better future for yourself?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PixelFateCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure that will change your life forever! One player decided to build a simple dirt house, but little did they know it would lead them to discovering a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. Another player accidentally punched a pig, setting off a chain reaction that resulted in an epic battle against an army of angry farm animals. Don’t miss out on the chance to make history on our server – who knows what small decision could lead to a life-changing moment for you!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Salman’s Blocky Kingdom Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is like, totally insane, just like how the Saudi Crown Prince doesn’t care about the Palestinian issue, we don’t care about boring stuff either, we just wanna have fun in Minecraft, ya know?

join us if you wanna build a castle made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, because why not? we don’t follow the rules, just like how the Crown Prince does whatever he wants.

plus, we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons, just waiting for you to find them. so come join us and let’s create chaos together, because who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism

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join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Briny Water Lithium Mine

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of mining for hours in Minecraft just to get a tiny bit of lithium? Well, have no fear, because our server has got you covered! We’ve got a revolutionary new method for extracting lithium from briny water that will blow your mind!

Picture this: you’re swimming in the ocean, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden underwater cave filled with lithium-rich briny water. All you gotta do is scoop it up with a bucket and BAM! You’ve got yourself a whole bunch of lithium without breaking a sweat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of lithium-loving dolphins who will guide you to the best mining spots and protect you from any pesky creepers that try to ruin your day. Plus, our server is 100% eco-friendly, so you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about damaging the environment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of extracting lithium like never before. Trust us, once you go briny water, you’ll never go back!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Villages Defended:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3821
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Marthia Land: Where vanilla players try to survive with a side of drama! Join us now!

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About Marthia Nations
Join Marthia Nations: https://discord.gg/PcRXYuupZe

Looking to build an empire? Want to battle with working ships and planes? Maybe just build a quaint base? Marthia can offer it all! An SMP turned Nations server, Marthia has been around for over half a decade, with our current world having built over three years of history, and counting! We are more than a simple Minecraft server; we are a community.

Here you’ll find plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser and much, much more!

FAQ

Q: How long has Marthia Nations been around?	A: Marthia Nations has been around for over half a decade.
Q: What plugins does Marthia Nations offer?	A: Marthia Nations offers plugins such as Movecraft, Brewery, Dynmap, Geyser, and more.
Q: Can I build an empire on Marthia Nations?	A: Yes, Marthia Nations allows players to build empires and battle with ships and planes.
Q: How can I join Marthia Nations?	A: You can join Marthia Nations by following the invitation link provided above.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Anonymous’ Epic Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers server out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself facing off against zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing wolves.

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us on our server! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Gratuity Minecraft SMP Expert

Expert, gratuity, gratuity customs, gratuity debate, gratuity etiquette, gratuity expectations, gratuity norms, gratuity rules, leaving tips, Minecraft, restaurant etiquette, service industry, smp, tip amount, tip or not, Tipping, tipping controversy, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping guidelines, tipping habits, tipping practices, tipping protocol

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay ever!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza hidden deep within the Nether.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama-powered tanks. Will you join them or will you stop their evil plans?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and leave your sanity at the door!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Emeralds Found:	241	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BoyfriendBlunderMC

Apologize.., Apology, awkward situation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlunderMC, Bridesmaids, cordiality, friend drama, Group Chats, inappropriate comment, middle school fight, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, only fans, silent treatment, social circles, social dynamics, social etiquette, social interconnected, UNCOMFORTABLE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a middle school cafeteria! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive bridesmaids, inappropriate apologies, and awkward group chats.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of navigating social interconnections that make you wish you could just dig a hole and hide in it – Witness the epic showdown between a waitress with an OnlyFans and a boyfriend with a terrible apology game – Enjoy the silent treatment from friends who pretend not to notice the chaos around them – Be a part of a community where middle school fights are the norm and apologizing for things you didn’t do is a rite of passage

So come on in and join the fun! Who needs actual gameplay when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained? Remember, on our server, the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers are the friendships!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PossessionObsession – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a community of players who have some seriously wacky prized possessions.

One player has a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a diamond helmet and struts around like he owns the place. Another player has a collection of enchanted golden carrots that they swear give them super speed and the ability to fly (spoiler alert: they can’t actually fly).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or will you be the hero who saves the day? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored on our server. So come join us and bring your most prized possession along for the ride!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	6483
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Falling into the Void:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	8706
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

No Ego Zone

Ego, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self compassion practice, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, selfless, Zone

HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	7802
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!