Stinky SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3703
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Hello, Redditors! Check out Stinky SMP! This is a 1.20.1 and updating server, with an emphasis on fair moderation (appeals, and punishment only for true rulebreaks), extreme longevity (absolutely NO resets, you could play here for years!) and welcoming inclusivity of all people and playstyles. Be you a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader or anything, you’ll find a place here. Any reason you can’t? Make a suggestion, we’ll look at it!

GREAT PERFORMANCE!

Our vanilla+ modpack with many optimisers ensures minimal client-side lag. Server-side, we have 16 gigs of ram + dedicated processor cores up to 4.8 GHz and featuring 4 vCores of a Ryzen 9 5950X CPU.

WANT BLOODSHED? WANT PEACE AND LOVE? HAVE BOTH!

The server operates on a Safezone-Borderlands system, where a continuously expanding 4k-radius area centred on spawn has claims, graves and disallows (unless with consent) griefing, killing and stealing. The Borderlands is much more resource-rich but allows griefing, killing and stealing and has no claims or graves. A big update is coming to the Borderlands, which adds lore centred on dead gods and adds a territory system where you can take over areas in the Borderlands for power and wealth.

THE ORIGINS MOD!

We have a very special mod, the [Origins](https://modrinth.com/mod/origins) mod! Along with the 9 base origins, we have roughly 55 custom origins, all carefully reviewed so that we can make sure each one is balanced, unique and well designed! You can even suggest custom origins, but it’ll have to be high quality. Of course, if you don’t like this mod, or don’t like your current origin, you can always pick Human or use your free two changes/craft an origin change.

PLAYER-DRIVEN POLITICS!

There’s many teams you can join, or even make yourself. Be it the anti-war neutral group Cafe 24, the Record Keepers with their huge document on all notable server events, the Samarian Rogue Brotherhood who worship a celestial they name Alsin, pursuing justice through following what they believe to be divine will at any cost, or the bigoted Aquatic Alliance, extremely Originist against ‘Terrestrioids’ and ‘Bathbombs’ and ruthless slave masters (not villagers! real players!), planning to flood the entire Borderlands.

Server invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	413	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6382
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Star Shards Collected:	165	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Votes:	1782	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39
Mines Excavated:	3867	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Falling into the Void:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	3446

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Potions Brewed:	96
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.

ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA

BETRAYAL, changing interests, childhood friend, ChildhoodFriendGoneMIA, communication breakdown, Conflict, drifting apart, Emotional distance, friendship, growing apart, hurt feelings, Jealousy, lack of effort, long-term grudge, lost connection, misunderstanding, Moving away, stopped talking, toxic relationship, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Farms Harvested:	995
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of your childhood friend stealing all your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never worry about your precious loot being swiped by your former BFF ever again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for some spooky thrills and a drama-free gaming experience, come join us today!

CraftyOilFears

Climb, commodities, CraftyOilFears, CRUDE OIL, Demand, Economy, Energy Markets, FEARS, geopolitical tensions, global trade, inflation, market volatility, Oil prices, OPEC, production, sanctions, stock market, supply disruption, trade war, uncertainty, US tariffs

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magic Items Found:	7843	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

LOL GET ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT LIKE A CREEPER ON FIRE! JOIN US AND U WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF DIAMONDS, CUZ WE GOT A SECRET MINE THAT SPAWNS THEM LIKE CRAZY! ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR COWS GIVE MILKSHAKES INSTEAD OF MILK!

PLUS, OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A TOTAL PARTY ANIMAL WHO LOVES TO DANCE TO DISCO MUSIC! AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ZOMBIE THAT WILL DO YOUR BIDDING (AS LONG AS IT INVOLVES BRAINS)!

SO WHY WAIT? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! OIL PRICES CLIMB AFTER US TARIFFS? WHO CARES WHEN U CAN HAVE THIS MUCH FUN!

Mobcraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragons Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	149
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1722	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Are you ready for a fantastic Minecraft adventure? Mobcraft has been thriving since version 1.11, and we’re now excited to announce that we’ve upgraded to version 1.21.4! We have lots of content for you to explore! From custom hats and weapons to custom terrain — we have it all!

We at Mobcraft pride ourselves on maintaining a friendly and welcoming environment. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find our community supportive and fun!

Join us now at: survival.mobcraft.org Discord server for all the latest news! https://dsc.gg/mobcraft

survival.mobcraft.org

Eternal Nexus: The German Face 1.20.5

1.20.5, en, ETERNAL, face, German, long tail tags, Nexus, the face

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the face of the server is a German? I know, right? Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server run by a German? They probably have schnitzels and bratwurst for everyone to eat while they play. It’s like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers and zombies instead of drunk people.

And get this, they have the most lit builds you’ve ever seen. Like, we’re talking about castles that make Hogwarts look like a shack. And the best part is, they have a secret underground lair where they keep all the rarest items and treasures. It’s like a Minecraft version of Aladdin’s cave, but with less singing and more mining.

But wait, there’s more! They have the friendliest community ever. Like, seriously, everyone is always down to help you out and trade resources. It’s like a virtual neighborhood watch, but instead of watching out for burglars, they’re watching out for creepers trying to blow up your house.

So, come join this epic Minecraft server run by a German and experience the wildest adventures and the dankest memes. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Ex’s Crash Pad Minecraft Server

aggressive behavior, Breakup, Communication, crash, electric scooter, emergency room, emotional obligation, ex boyfriend, Exs, financial support, hit by car, Hospital, injury, Lies, Minecraft, Monster, moving out, PAD, relationship, Selfishness, Server, Support, Transportation, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama and excitement you crave? Well, look no further because our server is like living in a real-life soap opera!

Join our server and experience the thrill of living with your ex-boyfriend who moved across the country for you, only to dump you on Christmas Eve! Watch as he uses your electric scooter, gets into a scooter accident, and then demands you drop everything to take care of him at the hospital.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between you and your ex as he accuses you of being selfish for not dropping your important work to cater to his every need. Who needs Netflix when you have our server drama unfolding in real-time?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild ride of living with your ex-boyfriend who expects you to be his personal nurse, chauffeur, and emotional support all in one! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions you won’t want to miss!