Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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