Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 209 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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