Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32 Players Killed by Monsters: 3499
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Runes Activated: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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