Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds the same old houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you laughing for hours.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while dodging flying curry and avoiding players who may or may not have washed their hands after using the bathroom. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from exploding chickens to secret underground lairs filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

So why wait? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wash your hands).

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magic Items Found: 3288
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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