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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5689 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1621 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 162 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Votes: | 3184 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.
But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.