Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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