Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
New Chunks Explored: 849529 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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