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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4909 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 363 |
New Chunks Explored: | 395516 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 1788 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 11 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
We got so much crazy stuff going on, you’ll be like, “Whoa, did I just get a prostate orgasm from playing Minecraft?!”
The stilettos in this server are off the charts, like seriously, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper on caffeine!
So come on, join us and experience the most mind-blowing, prostate-tickling, stiletto-wielding Minecraft adventure of your life!