StickyCraft: Stickier Than Your Inventory

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join our epic minecraft server where the food is so sticky, you’ll need a jackhammer to pry it off your face! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. come build a house made entirely of cheese and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s get sticky together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

Aaron Rodgers, agent, anonymous quote, Antonio Pierce, Bengals, bills, boyle, Brett Favre, congressional hearing, dolphins, Edition, Go Bills, Haason Reddick, huntley, Jack Jones, knee injury, Minecraft, MNF, NFL, Parkinson’s diagnosis, QB, smp, Thompson, titans, Trent Brown, Uncertain

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ores Mined:	1989
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

ParentFavMinecraftServer

Argument, bank account, Birthday, CAR, clothes, facebook, family dynamics, favoritism, marketplace, middle child, MONEY, Necklace, ParentFavMinecraftServer, parents, School, Shoes, Siblings, sports, unfair treatment, Xbox, Yelling

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of your household? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual paradise where you are the ruler of your own destiny!

On our server, you can create epic castles, towering skyscrapers, or even a secret underground lair to hide from your annoying siblings. No more fighting over who gets the last cookie or who gets to use the TV remote – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Plus, we have a special feature that allows you to earn virtual money by completing quests and challenges. Use this money to buy virtual cars, phones, and even shiny necklaces for yourself – no more relying on your parents to buy you things!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of your real life. Who needs a car for your 16th birthday when you can build a virtual one in Minecraft? Let’s escape reality and have some lolzy fun together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Settle4Blocks

advice, body image, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, DATING, friendship, Happiness, interests, judgment, perspective, relationships, San Diego, self improvement, Settle4Blocks, Settling, Shallow, societal standards, Standards, Support, weight

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

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Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
New Chunks Explored:	234789	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1498

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Enchantments Applied:	131	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2094	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	5638
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DisprovenEduminecraft

Beliefs, critical thinking, curriculum, Debunked, disproved, DisprovenEduminecraft, education, Evolution, fact, History, knowledge, learning, Lifetime, Misconception, Misinformation, Myth, Outdated, progress, School, Science, Truth

Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CraftyCommiesWarDronez

#classified information, #covert operations, Aerial Reconnaissance, arms race, China, CraftyCommiesWarDronez, defense industry, Espionage, intel sources, international relations, military alliance, military capabilities, military cooperation, military technology, Project, russia, secret war drones, strategic partnership, Surveillance, technology transfer, unmanned aerial vehicles

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got secret war drones straight outta Russia chillin in China! Intel sources be sayin’ these drones be flyin’ around causin’ chaos and blowin’ stuff up! Join us if u wanna be part of da action and help control these insane war machines! Who needs regular ol’ Minecraft when u can be playin’ with war drones, amirite? Join now before Putin finds out and shuts us down!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.