Steve’s Pol Conquest Minecraft Server

admit defeat, Beautiful Mind, Champion, chuds, conqueror, Conquest, Couch, debate, destiny, fucked, King, Lauren Southern, Minecraft, Nabraska Steve, Nick Fuentes, parents, physically, POL, Seduced, Server, slap, Steven Bonnell II, Steves

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of losing debates to /pol/ and getting physically dominated by them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, our fearless leader has never lost against /pol/ in a debate or physically! How does he do it, you ask? Let me tell you a little secret – Lauren Southern herself declared that he has the most beautiful mind she has ever encountered. That’s right, Nabraska Steve’s mind is a work of art!

But wait, there’s more! Remember Nick Fuentes, your Champion, your King? Well, our leader seduced and ahem had a little fun with him too. That’s right, he’s not afraid to take on anyone, even your precious Nicky boy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and witness the greatness of our leader as he takes on all challengers, including your parents, your ass, and even your couch. Don’t admit defeat to /pol/ just yet, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ores Mined:	4194	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magic Items Found:	6512
Dimension Hops:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Chimeras Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Mines Excavated:	4624	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9615
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Farms Harvested:	596
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Crops Grown:	3551	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6238
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7492
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Potions Brewed:	88	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	1839	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Votes:	9043	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3300
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Votes:	8978
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1833
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchantments Applied:	133	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!