🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Animals Bred: 143
New Chunks Explored: 78783 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Zombie Dances: 7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

    C47: The Vanilla Anarchy Dyanmap of Europe v1.21.1! Chaos awaits!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name c47.ch
    Server IP mc.c47.ch
    Version 1.21.1
    Language eng 🇬🇧/ ger 🇩🇪/ swiss-ger 🇨🇭

    Vanilla, Survival, no mods, Dynmap, Europe

    & his discord: https://discord.gg/schweiz

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any build requirements on the server?

    No, there aren’t any build requirements. Just have fun!

    2. How many active members are currently on the server?

    There are already about 10-20 active members, and more are welcome to join.

    3. Is the server Discord server small?

    Yes, the server is rather small, making it a great place to make new friends and play Minecraft.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Crops Grown: 7110 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

    Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

    Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

    Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Star Shards Collected: 115
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AdoptedSisMC Server

    AdoptedSisMC Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

    Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

    Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PhilippineSeaPirates

    PhilippineSeaPirates
    lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Farms Harvested: 986
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sahara

    Sahara

    Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36 Mythical Relics Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

    Sunny Polska Minecraft Server
    Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

    So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 24
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

    Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

    But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

    OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Star Shards Collected: 297
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

    Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors
    yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • SoulSteal

    SoulSteal

    Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

    Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

    What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

    Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

    Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

    Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

    Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2643 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PuppyPals Minecraft Server

    PuppyPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

    Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

    So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

    Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 47 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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