StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

alcoholism, budgeting, social security benefits, abandonment, possessions

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

CraftyCollege Minecraft Server

law school, Graduation, Counselor, Minecraft, University

Are you tired of being stranded and left high and dry by your untrustworthy brother? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can graduate from high school and get your associate’s degree in no time, all while dodging lies and deceit from siblings. Plus, our community college is accredited in the world of Minecraft, so you don’t have to worry about transferring credits!

Forget about missing deadlines and dealing with family drama – on our server, you can focus on building your future without any distractions. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new brother who won’t leave you stranded on the side of the road. Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama, one block at a time!

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DrinkCraft: AITA?

Drinking, new job, relationship, late nights, solidarity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sobriety as seriously as a creeper taking down your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is perfect for those looking to kick back, relax, and build their dream world without the temptation of alcohol. Just like how our players build epic castles, you can build a sober life with us.

But beware, one sip of that virtual Minecraft beer and you might trigger a virtual relapse! Our players take their sobriety so seriously, they’ll mine you into oblivion if they catch you with a pixelated pint.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon! #BlockSoberNotDrunk #MinecraftSobrietyGoals

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DinoCraft FunLand

ancient creatures, long tail tags, tyrannosaurus rex, Brachiosaurus, Paleontology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine diamonds, we ride T-Rexes into battle! That’s right, our server is home to a secret Jurassic Park biome where you can tame and ride your very own dinosaurs. Want to ride a Velociraptor into battle against a horde of creepers? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Legend has it that if you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet unicorn.

So come join us on our server, where the dinosaurs roam free and the adventures never end. Just be sure to watch out for the T-Rex with a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players by disguising himself as a block of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast!

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CraftyEcon28

economic collapse, economic justice, CraftyEcon28, economic empowerment., Friday blackout

hey u, yea u, r u bored of the same old minecraft servers with boring rules and lame mods? well do i have the server for u! on friday feb. 28, we r planning an ECONOMIC BLACKOUT on our server! yep, u heard me right, we r gonna make all the diamonds disappear and watch u all scramble like headless chickens! but don’t worry, we have tons of other crazy stuff happening too. like a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its butt! and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers! so come join us, if u dare, on the most insane minecraft server u have ever seen! but beware, once u join, there’s no turning back! muahahaha!

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ZzzCraft – Eat, Sleep, Mine

optimal nutrition, sleep patterns, diet choices, lifestyle factors, optimal sleep

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane sleep schedule, like who needs sleep anyway? we also have the craziest physical activities like jumping off cliffs and running from creepers. and don’t even get me started on our nutrition plan, we only eat golden apples and cake all day every day.

if you want to live forever and never die from all-cause mortality, then this is the server for you. we have the perfect balance of everything you need to stay alive, even if it means sacrificing a few villagers here and there. so come on over and join us for a wild ride of chaos and immortality.

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StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

CraftyCollege Minecraft Server

DrinkCraft: AITA?

DinoCraft FunLand

CraftyEcon28

ZzzCraft – Eat, Sleep, Mine