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Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3845	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	4540	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EstateSaleGoneWrong

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Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MemoryCraft: Cringe Edition

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Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and create new embarrassing memories that will haunt you forever!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas comes charging at you, stealing all your precious loot and laughing maniacally. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a heated potato sack race with a group of zombie villagers, or participating in a competitive sheep shearing contest against a team of evil witches.

So why wait? Join our server today and make memories that will have you laughing (or cringing) for years to come!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, this server is like the Italy of Minecraft servers, except we don’t ban anyone from travelling anywhere, especially not to seek surrogacy! come join us and experience the joy of building your own virtual family with our surrogacy-friendly community. who needs Italy when you can have a Minecraft baby mama? lolz.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ores Mined:	2274
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RiotCraft: Moldovan Misfits

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT MOLOVAN POLICE TRAINING PEEPS TO STAGE RIOTS AND UNREST IN RUSSIA, BUT INSTEAD, THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MINECRAFT SERVER!

JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC RIOTS AND CHAOS, BUT LIKE, IN A FUN WAY! BUILD YOUR OWN RIOT GEAR AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIE COPS (JK, THERE’S NO ZOMBIE COPS, JUST REGULAR ZOMBIES)!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, BUT SHHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S CAUSE SOME DIGITAL MAYHEM TOGETHER! #RIOTCRAFTFOREVER #LOLZYTOWN

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4813	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vacation Cancelled, Creeper Invasion!

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So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in your house, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a call from the CIA or MI5 or whatever, and they’re like, “Yo, we need you to join this Minecraft server ASAP!” And you’re like, “What the heck, why?” And they’re all like, “Because there’s this secret underground base hidden in the server where we keep all our top-secret files and stuff. You gotta join and help us protect it from evil hackers and stuff!”

And you’re just like, “Um, okay, sure, why not?” So you join the server and you’re greeted by a bunch of other agents who are all decked out in cool spy gear and stuff. And they’re like, “Welcome to our top-secret Minecraft server! We’ve got all kinds of crazy missions for you to complete, like infiltrating enemy bases, rescuing hostages, and even taking down a rogue AI that’s threatening to destroy the world!”

And you’re just like, “This is insane, but also kinda awesome.” So you start completing missions and leveling up your spy skills, and before you know it, you’re the top agent on the server. You’ve got all the cool gadgets, you’ve saved the world like a million times, and you even have your own secret base hidden somewhere in the server.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and mining diamonds, but also about saving the world from evil masterminds and stuff, then this is the server for you. Join now and become the ultimate spy hero!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Mouse Distract & Escape Server

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Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got male mice distractin’ aggressors with females and stuff. It’s like a whole soap opera drama goin’ on in da Minecraft world. Join us for some crazy mouse antics and maybe even find luv in a blocky world. So come on, join da fun and see what all da hype is about!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Join CozyCraft SMP

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**Join CozyCraft SMP** **Minecraft 1.21 | Java and Bedrock Compatible**

**What Makes CozyCraft SMP Unique?** – **400 Member Community** Join our welcoming Discord family, where we build friendships and unforgettable experiences – **Player Driven Government and Economy** Your choices shape the server. Take part in our immersive economy, create laws, and engage in politics – **No Mods Just Plugins** Enjoy a semi-vanilla experience with powerful plugins that bring a fresh twist to gameplay – **Constantly Evolving World** Dive into new biomes and dynamic terrain updates every season. Adventure awaits at every corner

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Warships & Stars: Where pirates sail and aliens wail! Join the chaos on this unique server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name
Modpack	Hand-made with mods like Create and Clockwork
Description	Automate and industrialize anything you can imagine
Invite Link	https://discord.gg/yMfj8DZUu9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Click on the invite link above to join the Discord server and get more information on how to join the Minecraft server.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create and Clockwork are included to enhance automation and industrialization gameplay.
Is the server always online?	The server may have scheduled maintenance or updates, but it is generally online for players to enjoy.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server by sharing the invite link with them.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Poo Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Rumor has it that if you can find the golden potato hidden within the base, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to challenge players to absurd tasks, like building a giant statue of a chicken using only pink wool and diamond blocks. And if you manage to complete their challenges, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

Oh, and did we mention the giant cheese volcano that erupts every hour, spewing gooey cheese all over the landscape? It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many blocks of TNT). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Snowy Bros Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Justin Bieber, and have epic battles with other players using nothing but baked potatoes as weapons. Our server is like a mix between a circus and a war zone, but with more explosions and less clowns (unless you count the players, of course).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server, and if you can earn their trust, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Just don’t ask too many questions about how they became the rulers of our world…it’s a long and weird story involving a magic carpet and a talking cactus.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on whitebros…our response? and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back…and you may never look at a blocky pig the same way again.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NoHusbandNoWedding

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Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real-life drama behind.

We promise you won’t find any pictures of late husbands causing a ruckus at weddings here. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter how complicated their family dynamics may be.

So come on and join us for a virtual escape from the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about seating arrangements or family feuds. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LifeChangingSMP – What’s a seemingly small decision you made that ended up drastically changing your life?

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life forever! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain of events that resulted in them becoming the ruler of the entire server. Another player decided to build a giant statue of a chicken, which somehow unlocked a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot. Who knows what crazy decisions you’ll make that will lead to epic adventures and unexpected twists on our server! Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6208	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2