StepMommaSaysNoDinnerForYou | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Madness: Tsuki’s Isekai Adventure

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in PvP battles on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret training ground where players can spar with legendary warriors like Chuck Norris and John Wick to hone their combat skills. Join us and show off your newfound skills by taking on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Trust us, it’s totally doable. So come on over and prove that you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate PvP champion!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineCrafty Writers – Gemstone Galore – LOL Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take fanfiction to a whole new level! Imagine building your own world where VTubers come to life and embark on epic adventures. From greentext shitposts to steamy smut, we’ve got it all covered in our archive of three years worth of stories.

But wait, there’s more! Join us and you’ll get to witness the legendary battle of the lesbian correcting, where grammar warriors fight for the ultimate victory. Or how about exploring the ethics of slavery in a virtual world where anything is possible?

And let’s not forget about the gem gf quest, where you can woo your very own gemstone girlfriend and rule the Minecraft universe together. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of VTuber fanfiction madness and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Crysis Crew: Building Blocks Better Than Graphics! Join Us for LOLs & Blocks Galore!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a world where every block is made of diamond and the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Not convinced yet? How about this: our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your dirt blocks. And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you see our custom mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. So why play Crysis Remastered when you could be having the time of your life on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	54	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Farms Harvested:	286	Ores Mined:	9057
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	116

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Patriotic Pixel Pals Minecraft Server: Where we bleed Red, White, and Green…and pixels!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our flag has been through more drama than a reality TV show! Our flag is the mother of the Aryan race and is as stable and strong as a god (literally, it once bench-pressed a mountain).

Our Beautiful Lion and The Sun are not just decorations, they are legit guards of the server. They’ve seen some stuff during the Time of the War, let me tell ya. This isn’t just a little story, it’s a saga of epic proportions.

Join our server and be a part of the Aryan race’s legacy. Our strength is unmatched, and we will stand firm like the sun until the end of time. If you respect Iran, you’ll have love in your heart for the nation. But if you don’t, well, let’s just say things might get a little shallow for you.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun, where our flag is more than just a flag, it’s a symbol of power and resilience. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with a lion that can roar louder than a creeper explosion?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3972	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5366

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

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Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Cows & Creepers

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Brits Gone Wild

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Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	2550	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Magic Items Found:	1371	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1867	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘WTF is this server?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be explosions involved)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	162	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	143
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14