StepDadFTW | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of family drama and awkward conversations? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky drama that will make your family issues seem like a walk in the park.

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue and choose who gets to walk you down the aisle – whether it’s your biological father, your stepdad, or even your pet pig! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual drama in the world of Minecraft?

Join now and experience the thrill of dodging texts from your long-lost dad while building the ultimate blocky fortress. And don’t worry, we have plenty of supportive players who will have your back when things get tough. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and leave your real-life problems behind – because in Minecraft, anything is possible, even a peaceful family reunion!

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2352
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Farms Harvested:	486	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Runes Activated:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	165
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	751
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	253
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Animals Bred:	128
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8751
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Magic Items Found:	8183

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	4891
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	684
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2676
Crops Grown:	2110	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.