Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like setting boundaries with your ex’s girlfriend – necessary and totally justified.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual boundaries, just like you do in real life. Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into taking their kids to soccer practice – focus on crafting your own virtual world instead.

We understand the struggles of co-parenting and we support you in standing your ground. Plus, who needs to drive out of their way to pick up someone else’s kid when you can teleport in our server?

So come join us, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but celebrated. And remember, just like in Minecraft, it’s important to protect your territory – both in the game and in real life.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Servers