STELLARISMC: Where Minecraft and existential crises collide on the SMP server!

Auction, collide, Crates, Creative, Crises, Customenchants, Economy, Events, Existential, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, smp, STELLARISMC, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Items Found:	2574
Players Killed by Monsters:	8259	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Mineshafts Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Custom Terrain	Yes
Features	Skills systems, job systems, stable economy
Updates	Prestige update recently released, more updates planned
IP Address	play.stellarismc.net

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do you allow griefing on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any banned items or plugins on the server?

A: We have a list of banned items and plugins to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay environment.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can earn money through the job system by completing tasks and through the skills system by leveling up your skills.

Q: Can I join the server with my friends?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server for players to chat, share updates, and connect with the community. Please provide your Discord username if you would like to join.

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	110
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6871	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	830779
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6967
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Towns Built:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	343	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2233	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Runes Activated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Star Shards Collected:	57	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchantments Applied:	245

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8097	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mines Excavated:	3956	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	258

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1204	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1116
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Ores Mined:	7330	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!