hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i got the place for u! come join us on this server where biden is close to blocking nippon steel deal to buy U.S. steel! yea u heard that right! we got crazy stuff happening here like biden fighting off giant steel monsters with his bare hands! join us now for the most epic adventure of ur life! also we have free pizza every friday and a pet llama for every player! so what r u waiting for? join now before biden saves the world and there’s no more steel left to mine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Magic Items Found: 1106 Titanic Battles Fought: 13

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2491 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Towns Built: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Alien Abductions: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Emeralds Found: 9601
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5473
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4998 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 New Chunks Explored: 117185

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 48

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 95

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 477
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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