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SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	New Chunks Explored:	856929
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	249
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	7862	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Magic Items Found:	5015	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	164	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Emeralds Found:	5988
Zombie Dances:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	4775
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	2485

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Votes:	5141
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mines Excavated:	3444	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Dragons Tamed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	8257
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

Players:	102/300	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Spears Created:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8852	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	174	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7999	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2