New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild ride filled with shenanigans, pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of rainbow-colored sheep? Or a group of players who have created a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls?

But beware, we have a strict rule: “Don’t get too gay.” What does that even mean, you wonder? It’s simple – don’t get too caught up in the madness and forget to actually play the game! We’ve had players who have gotten so distracted by building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot to eat and ended up starving to death. True story.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, meet some of the craziest players in the Minecraft community, and maybe even survive long enough to build your own wacky creations, then come join us on our server. Just remember – don’t get too gay!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

    Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FanBlanketCraft

    FanBlanketCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Total Anarchy

    Total Anarchy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Experience True Minecraft Survival!

    Server IP: total-anarchy.us

    Features Details
    Massive World World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
    Minimal Rules Only rule is no hacking
    Pure Gameplay No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
    Hardcore Survival Awaits Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

    Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

    A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

    Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

    A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

    Q: Is there any teleportation available?

    A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

    Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

    Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

    In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

    Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

    Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

    So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP