SteamySMPProfile | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ERcraft: Lost Work Anger

anger, children, coldness, common sense, Communication, Designer, distraction, electric shock, emergency room, ERcraft, family, Guilt, husband, Lost, Pregnancy, Relief, Resentment, self employed, Silence, Support, work

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Towns Built:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that shocks you in all the right ways? Look no further than our server, where the electricity flows freely (just like in that shocking story above)! Join us for electrifying adventures, where you never know what kind of jolts you might encounter.

Need a break from the silent treatment at home? Our server is the perfect place to escape to, where you can chat with friendly players and never worry about getting zapped by your husband’s icy behavior. Plus, who needs burn marks on their hand when you can have a blast building and exploring in Minecraft instead?

So come on over to our server, where the only shocks you’ll get are from the exciting gameplay and not from your husband’s cold shoulder. Join us today and let the fun begin!

AFK, gotta mine in Minecraft SMP

Afk, awkward situations, communication skills, conversation dynamics, conversation ender, conversation etiquette, conversation exit lines, conversation exit strategies, conversation signals, conversation skills, conversation tactics, exit strategy, Gotta, Minecraft, nonverbal communication, polite excuses, small talk, smp, social boundaries, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	889
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Potions Brewed:	80	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a secret underground base appeared with a bunch of villagers throwing a party! And another time, I was building a house and accidentally summoned a giant chicken that started dancing the Macarena! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what’s gonna happen next! Plus, the admins are like, the coolest people ever, they once turned the entire spawn into a giant cake just because someone asked for it in the chat. So come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! #BestSMPever #DiamondDancingChickenParty”’

CraftyRiches

class divide, CraftyRiches, Cultural differences, economic disparity, economic opportunities, financial inequality, financial literacy, financial struggles, ignorance, income inequality, lifestyle differences, POVERTY, Privilege, social awareness, social justice, social mobility, societal issues, societal norms, socioeconomic status, spending habits, wealth gap

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	182	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Farms Harvested:	814
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of living in the peasant life of Minecraft? Join our server and leave behind the struggles of the poor! Rich players on our server are completely oblivious to the struggles of the common folk, as they ride around on diamond-encrusted pigs and sip on golden apple martinis.

On our server, you can experience the luxurious life of the elite, complete with mansions made entirely out of emerald blocks, servants to do your bidding, and a personal unicorn stable. Poor people? Never heard of them! Join now and leave behind the peasant life for good.

KidCraftWarz

Attack, children, Conflict, Espionage, Europe, Exploitation, extremism, Hiring, international relations, iran, Israeli, KidCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Propaganda, Recruitment, SECURITY, Targets, Terrorism, underage, violence, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Emeralds Found:	2635
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Mines Excavated:	2636
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	455632	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, dude. like, imagine this: iran is hiring children to attack israeli targets in europe, but, like, in minecraft form. like, you can be a child soldier and go on secret missions to take down evil israeli bases. it’s like a crazy adventure, man. plus, there’s like, a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers and stuff. and, get this, there’s a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies for extra points. it’s like, totally insane, bro. so, like, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Magnetic Pole Shuffle: Minecraft Edition

climate change, Earth, Earth’s core, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, Edition, Geographic North Pole, geology, Geomagnetism, global impact, magnetic, Magnetic Anomaly, Magnetic Declination, magnetic field, Magnetic North, Minecraft, navigation, North Magnetic Pole, polar regions, Pole, Pole Shift, Repositioned, research, Science, Shuffle

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	728

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where the North Magnetic Pole got moved? like, whaaaaat?!?! it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. like, imagine all the crazy adventures you can have on a server where even the magnetic poles are shifting around. it’s like, a whole new world, man.

join this server and experience the thrill of trying to navigate your way around a constantly changing magnetic field. it’s like, a challenge for your brain and your minecraft skills, bro. plus, who knows what kind of cool secrets and treasures you’ll find when you’re exploring this wacky world.

come join us on this server and be a part of history in the making. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to discover the reason behind the repositioning of the North Magnetic Pole. maybe it was moved by aliens or ancient wizards or something. the possibilities are endless, dude.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and let’s see where this crazy magnetic journey takes us. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

PlongieCraft

armor, Biomes, Class, Dungeons, Economy, Guilds, Kingdoms, Loot, Mage, Modpack, Parties, Pirate, PlongieCraft, pvp arena, Quests, recruit, Screenshots, Ships, Skills, smp, Structures, Technic Launcher, Trading, warrior

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

PlongieCraft Minecraft Server

Server Overview:

Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/Sw2pWyrd
Trailer	https://youtu.be/Bu2T8P1f-PM?si=4O15t1lSZcGif5pE

About PlongieCraft:

PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can choose their own path as warriors, wizards, or adventurers in a LOTR/TES inspired world. The server aims to build a trading economy and support the growth of new kingdoms and parties of adventurers.

Server Features:

Custom world with new biomes, structures, and dungeons to explore
Ships for sailing with party members and recruit with cannons for pirate PvP
Hiring recruits to build an army or personal guard
Various mods for collecting loot, magic spells, and dragon mounts
No pay to win system

Additional Information:

Players can download the required modpack from the Technic Launcher or Prism Launcher by searching “PlongieCraft” or manual download from the Discord server. Screenshots and updates on quests, guilds, and new dimensions are available on the Discord.

Server Images:

Screenshots 1

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Coming Soon:

Quests, guilds, and new dimensions
LoTR and Skyrim music pack
Server player limit increase
Grief prevention backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the required mods?	No, the required modpack is necessary to play on PlongieCraft.
Is PlongieCraft pay to win?	No, the server will never have a pay to win system.
Will there be PvP arenas?	Yes, a PvP arena is coming soon to the server.

NihonCraft Hentai Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, art collaboration, artists, Connections, creative networking, digital art, Fandom, Friends, friendship, Haven, hentai, internet, japanese, Japanese culture, Manga, networking, NihonCraft, Online Community, online friendships, online relationships, otaku culture, social media

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Dimension Hops:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where you can build epic structures with your new Japanese hentai artist friends. Like, who wouldn’t want to bond over pixelated block creations while discussing the intricacies of tentacle art? Join now and expand your horizons in more ways than one!

Cuddle With Your Bros Minecraft SMP

Affection, Bonding, bro code, BROMANCE, bros, Companionship, CUDDLE, Embrace, emotional connection, friendship, Intimacy, love, loyalty, male friendships, Masculinity, Minecraft, physical touch, PLATONIC, smp, snuggle, Support, Trust

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Star Shards Collected:	152	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and mines for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where cuddling with your bros is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

Our server is home to the most epic cuddle parties you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you and your fellow players all snuggled up in a giant bed made of wool, sharing stories and laughs as you watch the sun set over the pixelated horizon. It’s a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense pillow fights and compete in cuddle-themed mini-games. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a cuddle-tastic adventure that you’ll never forget!

SingleSavage in Minecraft SMP

awkward encounters, being single, crazy comments, DATING, funny anecdotes, funny remarks, humorous conversations, love life, Minecraft, misconceptions, non-single, Personal experiences, Relationship Status, relationships, single, Single life, singlehood, SingleSavage, smp, social interactions, societal expectations, societal pressure, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	177
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Yo, broskis! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell ya, this server is lit AF! We got flying pigs, diamond armor that shoots lasers, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking parrot named Captain Squawk!

But wait, there’s more! The other day, I was mining for diamonds and I stumbled upon a portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear sunglasses and breakdance. It was wild, man. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive cake fight in the town square. Let’s just say things got messy.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us crazy peeps, then come on down to our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love with a zombie villager or something. The possibilities are endless, my dudes!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3052
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	147	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	7572
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Dragon Eggs Found:	5036
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2225	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9850
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Players:	98/400	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7735	New Chunks Explored:	110252
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15