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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7478 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 6284 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3210 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of rainbow-colored sheep? Or a group of players who have created a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and disco balls?
But beware, we have a strict rule: “Don’t get too gay.” What does that even mean, you wonder? It’s simple – don’t get too caught up in the madness and forget to actually play the game! We’ve had players who have gotten so distracted by building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks that they forgot to eat and ended up starving to death. True story.
So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, meet some of the craziest players in the Minecraft community, and maybe even survive long enough to build your own wacky creations, then come join us on our server. Just remember – don’t get too gay!