SteamyCraft: Where Even Steve Pays for Games

digital downloads, digital economy, digital purchases, digital storefront, Entertainment, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, online gaming, online transactions, payment, Pays, PC Gaming, Steam, steam wallet, SteamyCraft, steve, Video Game Platform, video game purchases, video games, Virtual Goods

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Items Found:	8780	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the owner is so rich, he pays for video games on Steam! That’s right, this server is so LIT that the owner doesn’t even need to wait for sales or discounts, he just buys games at full price like a boss.

Join us for a wild ride filled with UNICORNS that shoot RAINBOWS out of their horns, DRAGONS that sing opera, and CREEPERS that do the Macarena when they explode.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so INSANE that you can ride on PENGUINS that wear top hats and monocles, build houses out of CHOCOLATE blocks, and even battle a boss named FLUFFY who shoots KITTENS out of his eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	279	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2575
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Void Armor Forged:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	9891	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	598
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9721
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ores Mined:	2239
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Enchantments Applied:	267	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1607

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	34
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Emeralds Found:	3298	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0