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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Animals Bred: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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