SteamCraft: Where mods make the villagers question their existence 18+ JAVA 1.20.1

1.20.1, age, alliances, application, Banquet, camaraderie, Discord, door prizes, Event, Existence, FESTIVAL, Fireman Rank, Food, formal attire, Fun, games, ign, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Prizes, question.., Server, STEAMCRAFT, Summer, villagers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dimension Hops:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Event Name	Grand SteamCraft Summer Jamboree
Location	SteamCraft Server
Date	Thursday, May 16th
Time	5 pm CST
Minigames	Spleef, Hide and Seek, Build Battle, Elytra Racing, Parkour, Dodge Bolt, Fight Night (if interested)
Dress Code	Formal attire recommended but not required
Prizes	5 door prizes every hour, potential to earn the Fireman Rank for free

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Do I need to register to attend the event?	No registration is required, just join us on the SteamCraft server!
Is there an age requirement to participate?	Yes, participants must be 18+ to join the event.
How do I join the event on the SteamCraft server?	Simply log in to your Minecraft account and connect to the SteamCraft server on Thursday, May 16th at 5 pm CST.
What kind of prizes can I win?	Prizes include door prizes awarded each hour and the opportunity to earn the Fireman Rank for free if you stay for the entire event.
Can I bring friends to the event?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Summer Jamboree on the SteamCraft server.

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Towns Built:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3961
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Emeralds Found:	5412
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5310
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchantments Applied:	89
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crops Grown:	6938	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Runes Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8212
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Animals Bred:	31	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchantments Applied:	84
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	192
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!