steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

crime, funny, gallon theft, Gallons, gallonsem, humor, Minecraft, Mischief, Mischievous, pemsteals, prank, smpp, sneaky, Steals, stolen goods, stolen goods investigation, stolen goods recovery, stolen items, stolen merchandise, stolen possessions, stolen property, theft, theft prevention, thief

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

CraftyInLawFixer

Airbnb, Costs, cracked bathtub, CraftyInLawFixer, family dynamics, father in-law, Food, home repairs, Hurricanes, lodging, maintenance, MONEY, North Carolina, Painting, plumber, restaurant meals, running toilets, SINK, spare bedroom, UNFAIR, vacation

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of family members coming over and expecting payment for their “help” around the house? Join our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with any unexpected bills from your in-laws!

On our server, you can build and repair to your heart’s content without worrying about cracked bathtubs or surprise invoices. Plus, we have a special “Family-Free Zone” where relatives are not allowed to enter, so you can game in peace without any unwanted DIY disasters.

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate family therapy?

GymCraft SMP: Just respawn at the gym!

Accountability, Consistency, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, goal-setting, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, mental health, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, physical health, positive mindset, respawn, self-care, self-discipline, smp, staying active, Time management, workout routine

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Bro, forget the gym, join our Minecraft SMP instead! We got virtual workouts for your fingers, bro! You gotta mine those blocks and build those houses to get those gains, bro! Plus, we got a secret underground dungeon where you can battle virtual monsters and level up your character. It’s like CrossFit, but for gamers, bro! So ditch the gym and join our SMP for the ultimate workout experience! Let’s get those virtual gains, bro!

Blocky Bleeps & Blasphemy

bad language, bad word, blasphemy, Bleeps, blocky, CURSE, curse word, cuss, cuss word, dirty word, expletive, Favorite, foul language, naughty word, obscenity, offensive language, profane expression, Profanity, Swear, swear word, taboo language, vulgarity

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	167570
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Are you tired of being censored on other Minecraft servers for using your favorite bad words? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage all the profanity you can handle! Let those F-bombs fly as you build, mine, and battle your way through our wild and wacky world.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and the chance to ride a llama into battle while wielding a flaming sword made of cheese. Plus, every time you swear, a magical unicorn appears to grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, or a lifetime supply of pizza).

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner potty mouth and have a hilarious time with a community of like-minded players, come join us on the server where swearing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Let the chaos and craziness begin!

Cable Crush Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, cable, Cable damage, Chinese name, Crush, cybersecurity, damaged, diplomatic tensions, east asia, intercepts, international relations, internet connectivity, investigation, maritime security, Minecraft, naval operations, Server, Ship, Surveillance, suspected, taiwan, telecommunications, territorial disputes, underwater cable

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like taiwan intercepting a ship with a chinese name, but instead of underwater cables, we’re all about building epic stuff in minecraft! join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re the underwater cable in this scenario, then maybe you will regret it. but who cares about underwater cables when you can be building a giant potato house with us?! come join the fun, you won’t be disappointed.

WarriorCraft: 13-Year Suicide High

13-year high, 13year, combat stress, crisis intervention, HIGH, Israeli army, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Military, military service, ongoing war, ptsd, soldiers, stress, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Suicide rate, suicide risk factors, war trauma, WarriorCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Emeralds Found:	5896
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Buildings Constructed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make the Israeli army’s suicide rate look like child’s play? Well, look no further, cuz this server is the bomb (not literally, we don’t condone explosions here, unless it’s creeper-related)!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family (in a good way, of course). Plus, our mods are so on point, they make the Israeli army look like a bunch of amateurs.

So come on down and join the fun! Who needs real-life wars when you can have virtual ones that are way more entertaining? Let’s build, mine, and troll each other to our hearts’ content. See you on the battlefield, soldier!

Up For Blocks Down For Ores

accepting, affirmative, agreeable, amenable, blocks, consenting, down for it, eager, enthusiastic, Excited, favorable, Game, Inclined, interested, Keen, open to it, Ores, Positive, PREPARED, Ready, up for it, willing

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	167	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

LOL COME JOIN DIS SERVER WHERE U CAN BUILD ALL DA THINGS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH CREEPERS. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUT DA WAZOO AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY.

ONE TIME, A PLAYER BUILT A CASTLE SO BIG IT REACHED DA MOON AND HE FOUND CHEESE UP THERE. TRUE STORY.

ANOTHER TIME, A PLAYER TAMED A DRAGON AND RODE IT INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES. THE DRAGON WON, OBVS.

SO IF U WANNA HAVE A BLAST, COME JOIN US. AND REMEMBER, SAYING U “UP FOR SOMETHING” IS DA SAME AS SAYING U “DOWN FOR SOMETHING.” MIND BLOWN.

Potion Pals: Depressed Block Babes

Babes, BLOCK, Depressed, PALS, Potion

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Votes:	6851
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so like, this server is like a magical pill for your brain, man. like, if you join, you’ll be surrounded by young, healthy women who are like, super smart and stuff. but get this, they also have depression-like patterns of thinking. but it’s cool, because it’s all part of the experience, you know? like, it’s a whole new level of cognitive processing that will blow your mind. and if you’re feeling down, don’t worry, because everyone here is on oral contraceptives, which apparently makes the depression-like patterns even stronger. so come join us and let your brain go on a wild ride of emotions and cognitive processing like never before!

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

6 year old map, adult content, Beautiful, BROKE, Builds, Chaos, Cheats, Computer, Door, Glowstix, GRIEFED.., Lag, lawlessmc, Live Stream, opt-in, Pigman, R rated movie, restriction, smp, Spawn, streaming, supervision, Withers, zombie

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Chaos Incarnate
Server IP	lawlessmc.com
Map Age	6 years
Live Stream	twitch.tv/wilder0p
Rules	NO CHEATS ALLOWED

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on this server?	This server is chaos incarnate, so anything can happen. However, cheating is not allowed.
How old is the map on this server?	The map is 6 years old with plenty of huge and beautiful builds.
Can players opt-in to being streamed on Twitch?	Yes, any player can opt-in to being streamed at twitch.tv/wilder0p. New players are automatically streamed for the first few minutes of their play.
Is the server family-friendly?	No, this server has no restrictions on adult content and is not family-friendly without active adult supervision.

Desert Oasis Realms 1.21.4

1.21.4, black dick, black men, cultural attraction, desert, Diversity, ethnicity, exotic women, Exoticism, fetishization, fetishize, hot, Interracial Relationships, middle eastern, Multiculturalism, Oasis, Persian, Race, Realms, sexual preferences, Sexualization, societal norms, Stereotypes, Usa

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild party where Persian vibes meet American obsession with black dudes! It’s like a cultural mashup of epic proportions, like a kebab taco fusion! You’ll be mining diamonds while pondering the mysteries of interracial love, it’s like a mind-blowing trip through the desert of diversity! Join now and expand your horizons, bro!

BridalBashCraft Minecraft Server

acne scars, aita, bridal shower, BridalBashCraft, christmas dessert, Cousins wedding, designer bag, engagement ring, exclusion, family gatherings, future brother-in-law, Girlfriend, intimate event, materialism, Minecraft, negative opinion, reddit, Server, social media, thinning hairline, Wedding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Farms Harvested:	582	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	330095	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1985	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old bridal showers with no drama? Join our Minecraft server for the most epic bridal shower ever! We have a special event where you can invite all your frenemies and watch the chaos unfold.

Imagine Lili logging in and seeing your virtual engagement ring worth $30k, just to one-up her! And don’t worry, we have a feature where you can critique everything from the flowers to the decor, just like Lili at that cousin’s wedding.

But wait, there’s more! You can also settle the height debate once and for all in our virtual world. And if anyone dares to mention your designer bag, you can publicly shame them in front of the entire server.

Join now and let the drama begin! Who needs a real bridal shower when you can have a Minecraft one filled with snide remarks and passive-aggressive behavior? Let’s make Lili regret ever crossing you in the first place!

Rent-a-Mess-Or-Else

aita, apartment, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DISHES, fair division, household responsibilities, living situation, mutual friend, Rent, rent increase, RentaMessOrElse, roommate, roommate issues, roommates, Trash, Upset, Utilities

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to avoid those pesky chores and live your best blocky life.

Join us and leave your roommate behind as you embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and mine for diamonds without any passive-aggressive comments about dirty dishes.

Our server is so awesome, even your lazy roommate will be jealous! Plus, with our outrageous rent prices (just kidding, it’s free!), you’ll have plenty of extra diamonds to show off your wealth in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to real-life roommate drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun to fight off creepers than argue about who forgot to take out the trash.

MinecraftChatterBlocker

ANNOYING, Assertiveness, Boundaries, chatterbox, Communication, Conversation, excessive chatter, excessive communication, excessive conversation, excessive talking, interrupt, Listening, long-winded, loquacious, MinecraftChatterBlocker, non-stop talking, overbearing, Social Skills, talkaholic, Talkative, verbose

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of hearing non-stop chatter in your Minecraft world? Join our server and unleash the power of the mute button! We have special mute potions that you can throw at any player who just won’t stop yapping. Watch as they suddenly become silent, unable to annoy you with their constant babbling. It’s the perfect solution for those talkative players who just won’t take a hint!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mute Monster, a creature so fed up with hearing people talk that it roams the land silencing anyone who dares to speak. If you can defeat the Mute Monster in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a special item that lets you mute anyone with just a single click. It’s the ultimate power trip for those who want peace and quiet in their Minecraft world.

So if you’re ready to put an end to all the chatter and finally enjoy some peace and quiet, join our server today. Just remember to watch your own mouth – you never know when the Mute Monster might come for you!

CraftyNaziServer

Accountability, Banking Scandal, controversy, corporate responsibility, CraftyNaziServer, Credit Suisse, deeper than thought, Ethics, financial institution, financial sector, History, Holocaust, investigation, media report, Nazi ties, public relations, reputation, switzerland, ties to Nazis, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Animals Bred:	181	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a secret underground bunker full of treasure and adventure. we got hidden nazi gold and ancient artifacts just waiting to be discovered. but be careful, cuz there are booby traps and secret passages everywhere. it’s like a real-life indiana jones movie, but in minecraft form. plus, we have a secret society of players who are trying to uncover the truth about the server’s mysterious past. so come join us and see if you have what it takes to uncover the secrets of the server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime.

KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem

air defense, ATACMS missiles, ballistic missiles, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, MAYHEM, military conflict, military escalation, military technology, Missile, missile defense, national security, political tensions, RETALIATION, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than russia vs kyiv!!! we got atacms missiles flying everywhere but don’t worry, our players are pros at shooting them down. come build your base and watch out for those sneaky russians trying to retaliate against you. join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us, it’s a blast!

Aren.lol

Alpha, Aren.lol, core, Custom, develop, Early, expand, Inspired, Knockback, Map, MODERN, Network, optimised, Plugins, Possibly, PvP, self-made, Spawn, Spigot, Syuu, Time

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	131	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Server Overview

Feature	Description
IP	Aren.lol (1.8)
Discord	https://discord.gg/d3aFxsTPyE
Inspiration	Heavily inspired by old FFA servers and the old syuu spawn
Development	Early alpha stage with one map, possible expansion into a network
Optimisation	Custom spigot core for server optimisation

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server in beta or alpha stage?	The server is currently in the early alpha stage
How many maps does the server have?	At the moment, the server only includes one map
Will the server expand into a network?	There are plans to possibly expand the server into a network in the future
What core does the server use for optimisation?	The server utilises a custom spigot core for optimal performance