Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 3 Crops Grown: 2487

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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