StealMyStuff Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

IlliterateLonerCraft

attention seeking, Childhood, classmate, clubs, Complaints, disruptive, Father, Gay, homophobic comments, illiterate, IlliterateLonerCraft, Meeting, perfume, Professor, Psychology Degree, seat change, social awkwardness, stupid questions, suspension, University, Volume

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/200	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	258
Players Killed by Monsters:	8855	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of dealing with annoying classmates who think they’re better than everyone else just because their dad is a psychology professor? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a break from the drama and chaos of university life.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world free from homophobic comments and stupid questions. No more threats over perfume smells or awkward encounters in clubs. Just pure, unadulterated fun in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated adventures.

And if you ever feel the need to tell off that annoying classmate, you can do so in the safety of our virtual realm without any consequences. Let out all your frustrations in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers here and there).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a new friend who doesn’t ask dumb questions or make offensive jokes. It’s time to escape the real world and dive into a world where the only thing that matters is having a good time.

BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP

anatomy, BIZARRE, BodyHorrorMinecraftSMP, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Fascinating, Grotesque, HORRIFYING, human body, Macabre, Morbid, Shocking.., spine-chilling, spooky, strange, Terrifying, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	4804
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because, get this, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but watch out for the zombie villagers guarding it, they’re like, super strong and have laser eyes or something.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden apple hidden in the enchanted forest, you’ll gain superpowers and be able to fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. But be careful, because there’s also a group of evil witches who want to steal the golden apple and use it to rule the server with an iron fist.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a giant lava pit in the middle of the server where you can challenge other players to epic PvP battles? It’s like, the Hunger Games meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and flying pigs.

So yeah, if you want to join the most insane, action-packed, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server ever, then you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover

citizenship, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCreeperTreasuryTakeover, current events, foreign influence, Government, illegal, Immigrant, immigration, law enforcement, national security, News, Outrage, Politics, public opinion, scandal, seizing control, south african, Treasury Department, US

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	6715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where a South African immigrant has taken over the US Treasury Department in Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of an immigrant running the show in the land of red, white, and blocks. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will ensue? Join now for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

balance, building, Cities, Citybuild, Community, Countries, crazyenchans, Enchantments, flight mode, KingdomsX, Mayor, Nations, Pacifist, Plugins, Quests, Russian-speaking, Server, Survival, Urban planning, Wars

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Animals Bred:	163
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

95.216.62.179:25989

VanillaEvolved

Advancements, Community, Discord, Experience, Features, gameplay, Guide, java bedrock, Maps, Minecraft, multiplayer, planetminecraft, RANK, Reset, rules, Server, smp, Stats, Survival, VanillaEvolved, Website

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/300	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Server

IP: us.vanillaevolved.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/zdAGuAGrpb

PMC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps!

Seasonal will reset every 6 months and as the name implies, Noreset never resets. When you first join you will be on seasonal but you can change servers using /server seasonal or /server noreset

Check out our website for an in-depth guide: https://vanillaevolved.net/

Why Us?

We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with not many unnecessary things added
Java/bedrock cross-play
Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
Semi-anarchy
Friendly community
Get a unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
You can do whatever you want as long as no rules are broken

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in certain designated areas.
Can I join with the Bedrock edition of Minecraft?	Yes, Java/bedrock cross-play is supported on our server.
How often does the seasonal map reset?	The seasonal map resets every 6 months.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	Players are expected to abide by the server rules, which can be found on our website.

Venting Village 1.20.2

#venting, 1.20.2, bread making, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, Drugs, Empathy, friendship, Job, Life, Listening, mental health, personal growth, positivity, problem solving, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, Support, Village

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/600	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, bro, forget about all that boring real life drama and come join our Minecraft server! Why deal with people venting about their crappy jobs and lives when you can be making some bomb-ass crispy bread in the virtual world? Trust me, bread is life, man. And on our server, we have the dankest bread-making skills you’ve ever seen. So come on over and let’s get to baking, because who needs real life when you can have Minecraft bread, am I right? Let’s get this bread, literally!

LoanStruggle Minecraft Server

Banking, college, comfort, Credit, depression, finance, financial aid, income, income-driven, loans, LoanStruggle, Minecraft, ownership, parents, paycheck to paycheck, payments, personal loans, private university, recession, repayment plan, Retirement, Server, SOLUTIONS, teamwork

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world without worrying about student loans ruining your life! Our server offers a safe haven where you can mine, craft, and explore to your heart’s content, all while avoiding the ParentPlus Loan monsters trying to drain your resources.

Forget about living paycheck to paycheck and start living your best blocky life on our server. Who needs a car or a house when you can have a pixelated palace and a minecart to ride around in? Join now and leave the real world behind – because in our Minecraft universe, the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that too)!

BedtimeBros

3 year old, 30F, 32m, aita, angry messages, bedtime routine, BedtimeBros, Communication, compromise, Cooking, family dynamic, going to bed, husband, Options, rejection, relationship conflict, sister, spare room, tea, Toddler, Visiting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	5932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old tea time drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world madness! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will make you forget all about your husband’s tea time tantrums. Build your own virtual world, explore wacky lands, and make new friends who won’t ghost you for suggesting a cozy night in. Say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to virtual fun on our server! Join now and let the laughs begin!

PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse

abuse prevention, ai, Artificial Intelligence, child abuse, child exploitation, Child protection, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, criminalise, cybersecurity, digital age, ethical technology., internet safety, legal framework, legislation, online safety, PixelPunishAIgetChildAbuse, regulatory measures, Technology, Tools, uk

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Votes:	1453
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

u know what else is criminal? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs and talking cows. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever. we once had a player who built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon. true story bro.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be part of the madness. who needs AI child abuse tools when u can have flying pigs and talking cows, amirite?

LilacMC Towny

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/100	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Potions Brewed:	43
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3032	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Learn more about LilacMC by visiting our website or you can go ahead and join our Discord server for more information!

Latest update: Mob Arena

Website: https://lilacmc.net Discord: discord.gg/7TVsdEZwdQ

play.lilacmc.net

HearthCraft

Active, Auctions, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Economy, HearthCraft, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, No Griefing, No Resets, ONLINE, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protection, Resources, smp, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together.

Features	The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. No pay-to-win paid perks Resource worlds (resets monthly) Live map available Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech Pet system Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy Land claiming Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc. Marriage plugin /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with various categories

Features

The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019.
No pay-to-win paid perks
Resource worlds (resets monthly)
Live map available
Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech
Pet system
Level-up system based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy
Land claiming
Active and healthy economy system with player shops, player warps, auctions, etc.
Marriage plugin
/wild (random teleport) command
Leaderboards with various categories

Technical Details	Server is backed up at least thrice a day with a 3-2-1 backup strategy Runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia Uses Purpur Block logging with CoreProtect and inventory rollback Difficulty set to Hard Main world size is 90,000 * 90,000 No automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers, entity cullers, etc.

Useful Links	Website: https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord: https://discord.hearthcraft.net Rules: http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules IP: play.hearthcraft.net Statistics: https://calypso.hearthcraft.net

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions	1. Can I grief other players on the server? No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited. 2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage? No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase. 3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world? No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is. 4. How can I claim land on the server? You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land. 5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms? No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I grief other players on the server?

No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for griefing. Any form of griefing is strictly prohibited.

2. Are there any paid perks that give players an advantage?

No, HearthCraft is a no-pay-to-win server. All perks are earned through gameplay and are not available for purchase.

3. Is there a reset schedule for the server world?

No, the server world will never reset. It dates back to July 2019 and will remain as is.

4. How can I claim land on the server?

You can claim land using the land claiming feature available on the server. Simply follow the in-game instructions to claim your land.

5. Are there any limitations on automatic farms?

No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers on the server. You are free to build and use automatic farms as you wish.

Zenith ShotaCraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, adult content, Balls, Censorship, children, controversial, cultural norms, double standards, Ethics, japanese tv, Loli, Media, penis, Protection, pussy, regulations, shota, ShotaCraft, societal values, taboo, television, Uncensored, zenith

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Animals Bred:	72
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in your sad, pathetic life! Imagine a world where shota penises and balls roam free, but loli pussies are banned – just like Japanese TV! It’s a twisted universe where the rules make absolutely no sense, just like your ex-girlfriend’s taste in men. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity like never before!

CraftyHub – No Straight Answers

answers, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHub, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Listening, Marriage, non-verbal cues, Open-mindedness, passive aggressive, passive communication, perspective, perspective-taking, relationships, Respect, Straight.., Understanding, validation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crops Grown:	5196
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	135

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t give non-answers, we give answers that will leave you questioning your existence! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what to expect next.

Do you want a server where butter and honey on your toast is just the beginning? Well, here you can have butter, jam, and even a side of chaos! Our server is like a movie night that never ends, with twists and turns at every corner.

Forget about bills and responsibilities, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the insanity. Did you talk to X about Y? Well, X might not have called you yet, but they’ll definitely be calling you on our server to join in on the fun.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, non-answers are the new norm, and overreacting is just a way of life. Embrace the chaos and join us today for an experience like no other!

NoobzNotAllowed

Awareness, common misconceptions, critical thinking, crucial details, education, essential information, general knowledge, hidden truths, ignorance, important facts, knowledge gap, lack of awareness, Misinformation, NoobzNotAllowed, overlooked facts, overlooked information, overlooked knowledge, societal ignorance, societal issues, underestimation, uninformed population

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/900	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	5920
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

That our Minecraft server is actually run by a secret society of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of pixelated architecture! Yes, you heard that right. These chickens have built the most epic structures you’ve ever seen, from giant chicken coops to skyscraper-sized nests. And if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to be initiated into their feathered fold and learn their ancient chicken building techniques.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous pigs who have formed their own piggy mafia. They roam the land, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re not all bad. If you can prove your worth to them, they might just let you join their ranks and become a part of their bacon-loving brotherhood.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of this wacky world where chickens rule and pigs drool. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and entertaining server anywhere else!

BlockPartyBerlin

anti-racism, asylum seekers, berlin, BlockPartyBerlin, civil rights, demonstration, Diversity, equality, freedom of movement, germany, global citizenship, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration crackdown, migrants, Multiculturalism, political activism, protest, Refugees, social justice, solidarity

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/800	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like da biggest party in berlin but in virtual block form. we got tens of thousands of players protesting against boring servers with lame immigration rules. come join da fun and build ur own crazy world where everyone is welcome, even if u come from a different block. let’s show dem haters how to party in style, block style. come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Players:	95/300	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3