StaticCraft

New Minecraft Servers

Static Craft is a fun Survival, Creative, SkyBlock and Parkour server with more to come, where you can build almost anything your heart desires! Whether it be a castle or a comfortable home, you are free to choose!

Why join our server you ask Well our staff are really nice, and we run on a 100 megabit network, so you will never lag! Static Craft comes with an Anti-Grief plugin, so your builds are always safe, even from admins. Not to mention, you’re always loaded into the newest region so you have space to build.

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Respawn Rascals Minecraft Server

communication problems, emotional distress, Server, unrequited love, tfw

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the players are as lifeless as a zombie? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves in the middle of a giant chicken invasion. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens armed with pickaxes and ready to take over the world. But fear not, our brave player fought them off with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who will guide you through the darkest caves and the most treacherous mountains with his funky dance moves. And let’s not forget about the elusive Diamond Pig, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch him.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when the little whore stops responding, it’s all over.

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GOTH RAPEBAIT PT 2 Minecraft SMP

Edgy, Alternative, Roleplay, seductive, kink

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-around shenanigans. Need to blow up someone’s house for fun? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your neighbor? Be our guest!

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and plenty of laughs. Our community is full of alt brats who are just waiting to cause some trouble. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner troll run wild!

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Emilia’s Minecraft Server

RAM, Emilias, opinion, isekai, Minecraft

Are you tired of being stuck in a time loop like Subaru in Re:Zero? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the endless cycle of death and despair! Plus, who needs Rem when you can profess your undying love for Emilia in our virtual world? Build a shrine to your best girl and show her the devotion she truly deserves. And if you’re lucky, maybe Emilia herself will log on and thank you for your dedication (Disclaimer: Emilia is not actually a player on our server, but a man can dream, right?). So why waste your time in a fantasy world that constantly screws you over when you can join us and create your own epic adventure with the girl of your dreams? See you in game, my fellow Emilia enthusiasts!

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Norwood Level Minecraft SMP

thinning hair, hair loss prevention, hairline recession, hair loss awareness, hair loss treatment

Are you tired of being stuck in boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to test your Norwood level and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the trees fight back. That’s right, the trees in our server are sentient and they’re not too happy about being chopped down.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Norwood champion or the llama whisperer of your dreams!

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Tifa’s Minecraft Server Fun

Server, Tifa, Tifa Lockhart, Tifas, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience that will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Tifa from FF7.

Legend has it that Tifa was actually a secret Minecraft pro who dominated the game with her epic building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics. She would gather resources faster than a speeding bullet and could take down any creeper with just one punch. Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the secrets of Tifa’s Minecraft prowess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted pigs that can fly and shoot laser beams from their eyes. Imagine riding into battle on one of these majestic creatures, raining down destruction on your enemies like a boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Tifa of Minecraft!

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StaticCraft

Respawn Rascals Minecraft Server

GOTH RAPEBAIT PT 2 Minecraft SMP

Emilia’s Minecraft Server

Norwood Level Minecraft SMP

Tifa’s Minecraft Server Fun