Static Studios | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Love Letters Sent:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	374756	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3002
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Crops Grown:	7447	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Emeralds Found:	3130

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	5918	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	217	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4898
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6147	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Magic Items Found:	8626	Magical Moments Shared:	12

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3048
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	189	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	3768
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

Players:	100/500	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragons Tamed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Love Letters Sent:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Ores Mined:	8259
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32