Static Studios | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Items Found:	6254
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	4895	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchantments Applied:	265	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Crops Grown:	2363
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	9188
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Votes:	8552	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

adorable, affectionate, asian, Beautiful, couple goals, cute, cute wife, Filipino, Flip, Flip Loli, Flip Loli wife, Happy, Joyful, Loli, love, Lovely, marriage goals, married life, Minecraft, relationship, smiling, smp, SWEET, Wife

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5033
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	162
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ores Mined:	4405

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7314
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Dimension Hops:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Towns Built:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Magic Items Found:	3316	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Meteorites Collected:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Villages Defended:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6095
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	607401	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Items Found:	2401	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	101/100	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	2