StatHeaven | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	145

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living a boring life with no epic stats to show off? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can finally see all of your stats at the end of your virtual life! Want to know how many blocks you’ve mined or how many zombies you’ve slain? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures that will have you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret stat of how many times you’ve accidentally fallen into a pit of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living a life full of epic stats and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ultimate Minecraft legend with stats that will make even Notch himself jealous!

Minecrap2024

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9216	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6243

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Star Shards Collected:	90	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Crops Grown:	6839	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	6417
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Holy Grails Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371	Dimension Hops:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?

TempWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Beginner server, come and take away, Free donation, minecraft server, Promotion, PvP, Survival, TempWorld

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	3995
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Beginner server with great potential!

ANARCHY/PvP/Survival

Until the new year there is a promotion with a free donation / free come and take away!

temp-world.ru

New World Consecrated

CET, Consecrated, Discord, Fabric, fabric 1.20.1, GMT+1, Ip:, Lore, Modded, Modpack, Nation building, Religious, Roleplay, Server, Smiting, smp, Timezone, Undead, world, world-building, Zombie Fighting

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24

New World Consecrated Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Roleplay SMP
Mod Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Server IP	mc2.vermeeren.biz
Discord Link	Join Discord
Time Zone	CET (GMT+1)

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the server IP: mc2.vermeeren.biz

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: For a list of mods included, please join our Discord server and download the modpack from there.

Q: What is the server time zone?

A: The server runs on CET (GMT+1) times.

Q: Is there any specific theme for this modded SMP?

A: Yes, the theme revolves around smiting the undead in a roleplay setting.