New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • LampLifesteal

    LampLifesteal

    New Minecraft Servers

    LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

    This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

    The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

    mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

    Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

    Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

    We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

    And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

    Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

    Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

    Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

    So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HouseParty Minecraft Server

    HouseParty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

    Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

    So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ResearchRookie

    ResearchRookie

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

    So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP