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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Star Shards Collected: 134

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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