StarshipCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	282
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

New Minecraft Servers

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s out of this world? well buckle up, cuz this server is like spaceX’s starship rocket – it’s gonna blast u off into a whole new dimension of fun! we just completed our first test flight and splashed down with a bang, just like how u gonna splash down into the coolest minecraft world ever.

join us for some intergalactic adventures, build ur own space station, battle aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet or two. our community is out of this world, with players from all corners of the galaxy coming together to create something truly epic.

so what are u waiting for? hop on board our rocket ship and get ready to explore the final frontier of minecraft! trust us, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t forget.

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1995
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Towns Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5865
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	3192	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8616	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Gods Slained:	2

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Votes:	1586	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchantments Applied:	81	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	8002	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9430	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8371
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3961
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	182
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Star Shards Collected:	196	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	5609
Chimeras Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	298
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!