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| Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 8724 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 92548 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
1. Our onsen is equipped with magical powers that will give you super strength and the ability to fly. Who needs wings when you can just soak in our hot springs?
2. Our girls are actually shape-shifting aliens from a distant galaxy, here to teach you the ways of the universe while also letting you cop a feel. It’s a win-win situation!
3. The stars in our Minecraft world are actually made of diamonds, so you can literally reach up and pluck them from the sky to make yourself some bling bling armor.
4. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but the catch is you have to defeat a dragon while blindfolded to get to it. Good luck!
So come join our server and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to ask permission before you go groping any boobies under the stars.
