| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9085 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 9294 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6359 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 449 |
| Villages Defended: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 9228 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 22 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 195 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 5468 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Votes: | 8493 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 290 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9184 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 781 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 4315 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 440 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2266 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 36 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5780 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2584 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1433 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 491 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9630 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 9283 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Votes: | 2758 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 28 |
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 7652 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 6862 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2559 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
