come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Secret Passages Found: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Tribe Thread Minecraft Server

    Tribe Thread Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a unique feature called “cock tribute requests and saves”! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to the most epic and majestic cock statues you will ever see in Minecraft. Players can request their very own cock tribute to be built in their honor, or save their favorite cock creations for future generations to admire.

    2. We have a secret underground cock fighting arena where players can battle it out with their feathered friends in intense PvP matches. The winner gets to claim the title of Cock Champion and earn exclusive rewards.

    3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a giant cock who roams the land, terrorizing players who dare to challenge its might. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary creature and claim its treasure?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Emeralds Found: 2399
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

    makes you mad < Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KickOutCraft

    KickOutCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world!

    Join us for some outrageous adventures and crazy stories, just like the time when a player’s sister-in-law kicked them out of their house in the game for no reason at all! Can you believe it? It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Build your own virtual house, take care of virtual kids, and deal with virtual gasslighting from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and intense? But hey, that’s what makes our server so unique and entertaining!

    So, if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises, drama, and unexpected twists, then look no further. Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world stays in our Minecraft world. 😉

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP

    RedstoneRevolution – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the power of the almighty Potato Cannon, a creation so revolutionary that it has single-handedly changed the course of history in our server.

    Picture this: a group of players armed with nothing but potatoes and a dream, coming together to build the ultimate weapon of mass destruction. The Potato Cannon has the ability to launch potatoes at lightning speed, causing chaos and destruction wherever it goes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens. Together, they fight off hordes of evil mobs and protect our precious potato crops at all costs.

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the power of the Potato Cannon and ride into battle on a giant chicken? Join us now and become a part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Crops Grown: 5890
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPeenPraise

    PixelPeenPraise
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where no one appreciates the true beauty of your pixelated manhood? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole cult dedicated to worshipping the majestic phallus of every player!

    Join us and receive compliments like “Your blocky member is truly a work of art” and “I’ve never seen such a magnificent pickaxe before!” Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself once whispered sweet nothings about a player’s diamond sword.

    So if you want your Minecraft experience to be filled with praise for your virtual manhood, come join us and show off your impressive block-building skills in more ways than one!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!

    PentagonCraft – No Arms Embargo!
    yo yo yo, listen up fam! u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s so freakin’ epic, like seriously bro.

    imagine this, right, you spawn in and you’re greeted by a freakin’ talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to go on epic adventures. like, one time he asked me to find the legendary diamond sword of doom and i had to battle a horde of evil chickens to get it.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can team up with other players to take on the evil Ender Dragon. but watch out, cuz there’s a rumor that the dragon is actually controlled by a group of evil llamas who want to take over the server.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden disco party room where you can dance the night away with your friends? it’s like the coolest thing ever, trust me.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Farms Harvested: 548 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Westera SMP

    Westera SMP

    Saddle up and dive into Westera, a Western-themed SMP server that blends classic survival gameplay with immersive mechanics tailored just for you.

    Our True West Survival mode keeps things authentic, offering a fully unaltered Minecraft experience – even the chat stays true to vanilla roots. But this isn’t just your average survival world; it’s a competitive wilderness where seasoned pioneers are eager to share their knowledge and get you on your way to mastering the frontier.

    Grab your hat, round up your friends, and join the adventure—there’s a whole frontier waiting to be claimed!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WildGrief » Griefing, Anarchy, Best anti-cheat server for Minecraft

    WILDGRIEF ✔ ___________________________________________ IP: mc.WildGrief.me Donate: https://WildGrief.me/ Available versions: [1.16.X – 1.20.X] Recommended version: [1.16.5] The world is at your feet ➩ Survival ➩ Griefersky ➩ Sky PVP ➥ Private and unique plugins ➥ Smartphone with different games ➥ Fun and friendly players ➥ No lags on weak PCs ➥ Many modes ➥ Free donation ➥ Large online ➥ No lags ➥ Best Anti-Cheat ✔ MineCraft reference server. ___________________________________________

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Get ready to craft ‘n’ laugh on the TerraFirmaCraft Server! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers! v1.20.1

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name TerraFirmaGreg
    Modpack TerraFirmaGreg Modpack
    Claimed Chunks 50 per player
    Force Loaded Chunks 3 per player
    Discord https://ds.leafxp.net

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What is the modpack for this server?

    The modpack for this server is TerraFirmaGreg, which combines TerraFirmaCraft and GregTech to create a realistic and challenging gameplay experience in Minecraft.

    2. How many claimed chunks do players get?

    Each player is allotted 50 claimed chunks on the server to prevent griefing.

    3. Is the server up 24/7?

    Yes, the server is up 24/7 and has backups with a script in case of a crash to ensure minimal downtime.

    4. Are there any specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

    All playstyles are welcome on the server, from builders to traders to adventurers. The community is open to diverse gameplay styles.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4613 Star Shards Collected: 110
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Nations Minecraft Server

    Crafty Nations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in boring old countries with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the best country in the world! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as our national animal and our national sport is llama racing! Our president is a talking cat named Sir Meowsalot who wears a top hat and monocle. Plus, our currency is made out of diamonds and emeralds because why not? Join our server and experience the wackiest country in the world!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP

    Why are there so many games with little girls as protagonists?… Minecraft SMP
    Tired of playing as a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP server lets you play as a sassy little girl with magical powers! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, now you can cast spells and summon unicorns to do your bidding.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) on the server.

    Join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some magic happen!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MagicManiac Minecraft SMP

    MagicManiac Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with mystical creatures, enchanted lands, and secret potions that will make you feel like a wizard.

    Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to fly like a dragon and breathe fire like a phoenix. Plus, our admins are actually wizards in disguise, so if you ask them nicely, they might just grant you three wishes (no guarantees though).

    But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the diamonds on the server into blocks of cheese just for laughs!

    So if you’re ready to experience the closest thing humans have to magic, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to be spellbound!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 15
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real

    BrokeCraft: The Struggle is Real
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day just to have them stolen by some pesky creeper? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers run in fear!

    Forget about struggling to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft, on our server, you’ll be living in a luxurious mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks! And don’t worry about food, our pigs drop golden apples instead of pork chops.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck stacks of emeralds off its branches. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our unicorn mounts and explore the enchanted forest filled with talking animals and magical treasures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the high life of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 408 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MapleMC

    MapleMC

    MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

    IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NexCraft Eternal

    NexCraft Eternal

    Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 8642 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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