StarlinkCraft: Rip It Up! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoyfriendBlockerCraft

Accept, aita, AroAce, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockerCraft, closed mindset, CONSERVATIVE, Delivery, family, Fridge, grandkids, Guilt, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Lgbt, normal, outdated views, parents, refusing, relationship, Respect, small town, Visit, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and outdated views? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where everyone is accepted, no matter who they love or how they identify!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from close-mindedness and embrace a community that celebrates diversity. Build your dream world with your loved ones by your side, whether they’re your high school sweetheart or your best friend’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog.

Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – join our server and let your rainbow flag fly high! And hey, if your family ever needs a break from their closed mindset, they’re always welcome to join us too. Who knows, maybe they’ll even learn a thing or two about acceptance and love.

So come on, leave the drama at the door and join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and unconditional love. We can’t wait to welcome you with open arms (and open hearts)!

FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP

air travel experience, airplane companion, flight companion, flight duration, flight entertainment, FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP, flying companion, government official, in-flight company, long flight, political conversation, Political debate, political figure, political leader, political personality, politician, politician choice, politician selection, travel buddy, travel buddy choice, travel partner

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!

But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

LemonCraft: Easy Peasy Difficult Difficult

Challenging, challenging task, complex, confounding, Deceiving, deceivingly simple, deceptive, demanding, Difficult, EASY, HARD, intricate, lemon squeezy, lemoncraft, misleading, misleadingly easy, Peasy, perplexing, puzzling, TOUGH, Tricky, tricky task

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.

Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8688	Towns Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	154
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	779
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dimension Hops:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Animals Bred:	91
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Animals Bred:	104	Runes Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	2110
Players Killed by Monsters:	2107	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5185
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	131027
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Players:	96/700	Votes:	2417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Animals Bred:	183
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	264