StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Budget Woes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whispering Echoes 1.20.1

1.20.1, Communication, cross-cultural communication, cultural exchange, Echoes, expressing emotions, Farewell, foreign language, international communication, Korean, korean culture, Korean language, Korean phrases, language barrier, language learning, language translation, linguistics, long distance relationships, saying goodbye, saying goodbye in Korean, translation, whispering

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of epicness.

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, I’m talking bling bling for days.

The mobs on this server are so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a medieval showdown on steroids.

Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll never be bored with all the crazy shenanigans going on.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

HangryCraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a boss! Join us and build your own virtual world where phone calls about pet fish and aquarium setups don’t exist.

Imagine a world where dinner is always ready on time and you never have to wait for your partner to finish chatting about work gossip. Our server is the perfect place to let off steam and unleash your creativity without any interruptions.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where overreacting is encouraged and storming off in a virtual world is totally acceptable. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind!

GazaHospTerrorMCServ

arms distribution, captured terrorist, command center, footage, Gaza hospitals, GazaHospTerrorMCServ, Hamas, idf, international law, Israeli defense forces, Middle East conflict, militant groups, Military operations, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Safety, security threats, Terrorism, terrorist tactics, video evidence, War Crimes

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4647
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4328
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join because we have like, the craziest adventures ever. like, one time, we found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and we had to fight off a hoard of zombie pigmen to get to it. it was so intense, bro.

and, like, another time, we had this epic battle with a giant ender dragon and we all had to work together to defeat it. it was like, something out of a movie, man. you gotta join this server if you wanna have insane stories like that to tell your friends.

oh, and did i mention the secret treasure hunts we have every week? yeah, we hide chests filled with rare items all over the map and you gotta use your wits to find them. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and start your epic adventure today!

TerrorCraft: CharlieHebdo10yrs

Charlie Hebdo attack, CharlieHebdo10yrs, CounterTerrorism, digital platforms, extremism, France, government response, Hate Speech, Minister, online radicalization, online recruitment, online surveillance, online threats, Propaganda, radical ideology, security measures, social media, social media impact, terror threat, TerrorCraft, Terrorism, Violent extremism

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1560	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

omg u guys, dis minecraft server is da bomb dot com! if u dont join, ur basically letting social media terrorists win in france. like, seriously, the minister said so! remember dat charlie hebdo attack? well, dis server is gonna make sure dat never happens again. join us and fight against da terror threat with ur blocky building skills. plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we plan our epic pranks on da bad guys. so come on, join now and be a hero in da virtual world! #blockyjustice #minecraftforlife #terroristscantstopus

Creature Love Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, Affection, animal lover deep love, cherished love, Creature, deep connection, devotion creature lover, endearment adoration, fascination, Fondness, fucks favorite creature, heartfelt love, infatuation beloved creature, intense emotion, Land, love, loving nature, loving relationship, passionate love, soulful bond creature adoration, strong bond enchantment, treasured bond emotional connection, wild creature admiration

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with a twist – the unicorns shoot lasers out of their horns and the rainbows are made of Skittles! It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but on crack, man.

And get this, instead of boring old zombies and skeletons, we’ve got dancing llamas and singing creepers. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, except the DJ is a pig wearing sunglasses.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club where the villagers breakdance and the Ender Dragon does the Macarena? It’s lit, bro.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a little bit of sanity. But who needs sanity when you’ve got exploding sheep and flying cows, am I right? Let’s get weird, my dude.

NoPainNoGainMC Server

activities, age, aquatics program, Communication, Conversation, Cuts, discomfort, enjoyment, holiday, lanky, MONEY, NoPainNoGainMC, parents, rocks, sailing, school break, Server, shallow water, snorkeling, swimming, Tall, update

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of being forced into activities you hate by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape the tyranny of aquatics programs! No more sailing, swimming, or snorkeling against your will – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world.

On our server, you can be as lanky and tall as you want without fear of getting hit by a boom. No more cuts from scraping on rocks while snorkeling – just smooth sailing through pixelated waters.

Say goodbye to shallow water snorkeling and hello to deep dives into epic adventures. And best of all, no more “I’m an adult, so you are wrong” excuses – just a community of fellow gamers who understand your pain.

Join now and leave the aquatics program drama behind. Let’s sail into a world of endless possibilities together!

DadCraft – Stop the Racism!

black rights, bullying, colorism, cultural identity, DadCraft, Diversity, family dynamics, Greek, Greek heritage, interracial couple, interracial relationship, lgbtq rights, long nose, microaggressions, olive skin, racial sensitivity, racism, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, STOP, trans rights, unpacking racism, white passing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shades of vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own olive-skinned, hairy masterpiece of a world.

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re advocating for black rights, trans rights, or just trying to survive in a world full of snaggy comments. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for having a white dad or being half Greek – we love all players, no matter their DNA test results.

So come on in and unpack your racism with us, as we explore the boundaries of what it means to be a social justice warrior in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for vanilla gorilla Greek yogurt parfait dads along the way!

CraftyExecutions Minecraft Server

Capital Punishment, civil liberties, CraftyExecutions, death penalty, discrimination, executions, gender equality, government oppression, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international law, iran, iran executions, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Political unrest, Server, social justice, UN, united nations, women’s rights violations, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Farms Harvested:	457
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Potions Brewed:	169
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT MORE EXCITEMENT THAN IRAN IN 2024! WE EXECUTE OVER 900 NOOBS A DAY, INCLUDING DOZENS OF WOMEN (jk jk, we don’t do that, we just slay them in PVP).

COME JOIN US AND SURVIVE THE MADNESS, BUILD EPIC BASES, AND FIGHT CRAZY MOBS! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! (sorry, had to throw in a political joke, we’re not actually political, we just like to have fun)

CraftyBerlin

Condolences, CraftyBerlin, crime, Dead, diplomat, diplomatic corps, Embassy, foreign affairs, German, Government, international relations, investigation, Islamabad, mysterious death, News, Pakistan, RIP, suspicious death, Tragedy

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7277
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

lol u wont believe wat happened on our minecraft server! a german diplomat was found dead in islamabad… jk jk, but seriously, we have the craziest adventures waiting for u on our server! join us if u want to explore epic builds, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious deaths (jk again lol). come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! u never know what u might find on our server… maybe even a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Smoking Blocker Server

behavioral therapy, Blocker, bupropion, clinical trial, depression, Double-Blind, major depressive disorder, mental health, Nicotine Patch, nicotine replacement therapy, pharmacotherapy, placebo, Placebo-Controlled Trial, Psychiatry, randomized trial, Secondary Analysis, Server, smoking, smoking cessation, substance use disorder, Treatment, Varenicline

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2928	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies, ya know?

we got crazy stuff happening on dis server, like one time a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas, and another time a player built a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space, u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance like a disco ball, it’s wild man!

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? every week we hide chests full of diamonds and emeralds all over the map, and if u find them, u become the richest player in the server!

so come on, join dis server and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be boring, amirite?

Enchanted Pixel Land 1.21

babytrap, Chads, Enchanted, Fair Play, Land, MILLIONAIRE, no gf, PIXEL, promiscuous, Prostitute, rent splitting, STEM studies, ugly shitter

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Votes:	2730	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Potions Brewed:	129	Players Killed by Monsters:	3376
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make virtual money to support your STEM studies! No need to resort to real-life prostitution, just play and earn in-game currency. And who knows, you might even find a virtual millionaire to babytrap! Stop crying about not having a girlfriend in real life, join us and live out your wildest fantasies in the Minecraft world!

ExFamilyGriefCraft

aita, apartment, Circumstances, Divorce, ex’s family, ExFamilyGriefCraft, Financial, Friends, groceries, Job, job loss, Jobless, Medical, move home, NANNY, nursery school, passive aggressive, Promise, relationship, Rent, separation, Son, Utilities

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	9570
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never passive aggressively judge you for losing your job or struggling financially! Our community is all about supporting each other through thick and thin, just like how you support your ex-husband’s entire family on your own dime.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world with us. Who needs a job when you can escape into the virtual realm and leave all your real-life problems behind? Plus, we have a special feature where you can punch passive aggressive villagers in the face – it’s therapeutic, trust us.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of your ex’s family. We’ve got your back, no matter what crazy promises you may have made in the past. Let’s build a new future together, one block at a time!

MissileMayhemMC

(PILOT), achievement, aerial combat, air defense, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Defense, defense system, f-16, fighter jet, historical record, Military, missile interception, MissileMayhemMC, shooting down, six cruise missiles, sortie, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Air Force, war effort

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Void Armor Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server! It’s so lit, even a Ukrainian F-16 pilot be playin’ on it! He set a record by shootin’ down SIX cruise missiles in one go! Like, what even?! If u wanna be as epic as him, u gotta join dis server ASAP! Who knows, maybe u can shoot down seven missiles or even a whole army of creepers! Join now and be a legend like the Ukrainian F-16 pilot!

Baby Boom Server

age-activated, autonomous self-destruct mechanism, baby, biological adaptation, boom, Childbirth, childbirth complications, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary mechanism, evolutionary theory, genetic programming, life-threatening process, maternal instincts, maternal mortality, maternal mortality rate, natural selection, Prevention, reproductive health, reproductive system, Server, survival instinct

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	3599
Villages Defended:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	184
Animals Bred:	159	Potions Brewed:	106

yo, dis server be so lit dat even evolution be shook! like, imagine playin on a server where u gotta survive childbirth just to respawn in the game. it’s like hardcore mode but on steroids, fam. join us if u wanna experience the ultimate challenge and see if u can beat evolution at its own game. plus, we got diamond armor for all the newborns, cuz why not? come thru and see if u got what it takes to survive the ultimate test of life and death, yo!

Viral Vixen’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, blocky, breast cancer awareness, cancer remission, cancer research, cancer survivor, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, case study, clinical trial, experimental therapy, immunotherapy, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, Neoadjuvant Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virotherapy Study, Oncolytic Virus, personalized medicine, Recurrent Breast Cancer, tumor regression, viral, Virologist, Virotherapy Success, Vixens

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind!

So, there was this virologist who had some gnarly breast cancer, right? She was like, “Nah, I ain’t havin’ this!” So she whipped up some experimental therapy using oncolytic viruses and BAM! She cured her own cancer! Can you believe that shiz?

Now, she’s on our server, kickin’ butt and takin’ names like a boss. If you wanna be part of this epic journey of curing cancer and building epic structures in Minecraft, then you gotta join us, bro!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen! Let’s cure cancer and build some epic pixelated castles together! Let’s do this!

Players:	91/900	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Towns Built:	4