StarlinkCraft: Elon’s Budget Woes | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mythical Quests 1.21.1

1.21.1, AUTHORITY, confusion, Congress, constitution, ELUSIVE, Entity, Fool, Government, headless chickens, leadership, misunderstanding, Mythical, Navy ships, ownership, people, Politics, power, Quests, royal palaces, society, State

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, bro, have you ever wondered what the heck “the state” even is? Like, apparently it owns royal palaces and navy ships and all that jazz. But like, nobody really knows what it is! Some people think it’s congress, some think it’s the constitution, like what even? And get this, some peeps actually think the politicians are the state, like they own everything and run the show. It’s like a big ol’ mystery, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the headless chicken vibes of real life, come join our Minecraft server! We got mythical entities, royal palaces, navy ships – you name it, we got it! Who needs to figure out what “the state” is when you can just chill and build epic stuff in Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and let’s escape reality together, bro!

NoWeekendPlansLOL

active lifestyle, Communication, compromise, Downtime, healthy habits, Hiking, mental health, Netflix, NoWeekendPlansLOL, personal time, physical activity, reading, relationship boundaries, Relaxation, self-care, video games, Walking, weekend plans, weekends, weight management

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Emeralds Found:	2215
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of downtime? Look no further! Join our server and take a break from the virtual world by exploring the great outdoors with your pixelated pals.

Our server is perfect for couples looking to mix things up and get active together. Whether you’re slightly overweight or a healthy weight, there’s room for everyone to roam and conquer new lands.

Forget the gym, on our server, you’ll be hiking and walking through towns you never knew existed. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need a weekend to just chill and binge-watch Netflix. It’s all about balance, right?

So come join us on this epic adventure where you can be active, take breaks, and maybe even find some hidden treasures along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server

BRIBE, bribery allegations, Corruption, court case, criminal charges, european politics, former president, French politics, Gaddafi, Griefers, high profile trial, justice system, legal proceedings, Legal System, Minecraft, money laundering, Nicolas Sarkozy, Paradise, political bribery, political corruption, political scandal, scandal, Server, trial

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Buildings Constructed:	42	Crops Grown:	6405
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4

LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒

JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️‍♂️🔍

MeloniCraft: Trump’s Euro BFF

Alliance, Ally, BFF, Brothers of Italy, CONSERVATIVE, EURO, Europe, european union, far right, Forza Italia, international relations, italy, leader, Lega Nord, Matteo Salvini, Meloni, MeloniCraft, nationalism, political ideology, Politics, populist, right wing, trump, Trumps

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Astral Projections Made:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have italy’s right-wing leader meloni as our honorary guest! she’s like the trump of europe, but cooler and with better hair. we have crazy battles where you can team up with meloni herself to take down the evil mobs and build a wall to keep them out. plus, meloni will personally ban anyone who doesn’t follow the rules, so you better watch out! join now for a wild ride filled with politics, power, and plenty of pasta. let’s make minecraft great again!

Gunfire-Free Englewood School Route

Acoustic sensors, Chicago neighborhood, children, Community, Crime Prevention, data analysis, Englewood, gun incident, Gun Violence, gun violence prevention, gunfire, GunfireFree, neighborhood security, Public Safety, route, Safety, School, school safety, school walking routes, school year, Technology, Urban violence, walking home

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Yo, come join our Minecraft server, where the only gunfire you’ll hear is from players shooting arrows at each other! Forget about real life danger, on our server, you can roam freely without worrying about getting shot at!

In this crazy world, nearly two-thirds of schools in the Englewood neighborhood of our server have had at least one epic battle within 400 blocks of where players were walking home. It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and swords instead of guns!

So, if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action and want to experience the thrill of survival in a virtual world, join our server now! Who needs real-life danger when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft? Let’s go, gamers!

Vodkish server Minecraft

Anarchy, banner, Discord, Discord VodkaRus, Events, Giveaway, Giveaways, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, rare events, Server, server off, server wipe, server wipe Sundays, skin, Sunday, Tlauncher, VodkaRus, Vodkish

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Anarchy with wipe every Sunday! We organize giveaways (events are very rare) if the server is turned off, write to me on the discord VodkaRus#3216 lol. To see my skin, play through TLauncher 🙂

VodkaRus12.aternos.me

Legends of Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Account Stats, Builds, Craft, Elise, ezreal, katarina, league of legends, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, Masque of the Black Rose, Model Viewer, OP pastebin, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Radiant Serpent Sett, renata glasc, samira, u.gg, Victorious Master Yi, vladimir

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? We got Elise, Ezreal, Katarina (Prestige), Renata Glasc, Samira, and Vladimir all chilling together in a Masque of the Black Rose party! And guess what? Sett is rocking a Radiant Serpent skin, looking fly as heck. But wait, there’s more! Victorious Master Yi is also strutting his stuff on this server, ready to kick some pixelated butt.

If you wanna join the fun, hop on over to our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Check out your account stats, builds, and even model viewers to see your blocky avatar in all its glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

attendance certificate, Communication Issues, conference conflict, conflicting schedules, event attendance, friend group dynamics, friend’s wedding, important presentation, individual choices, long distance travel, Minecraft, partner support, personal priorities, relationship dynamics, sacrifice for loved ones, Server, social expectations, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher, work commitment, work event

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2465	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s reaction to missing a wedding? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your life choices just like this 33F did when her 34M boyfriend got upset about missing a wedding!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to balance attending a conference and a wedding in two different cities just like this poor soul! Will you make it in time for the big event? Or will you end up like this girl, torn between work and love?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the drama of choosing between family events and work commitments, just like this girl’s boyfriend did! Will you be the one to skip out on important family gatherings for a night out with friends?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of conflicting schedules and emotional turmoil! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

SisInLawSux – Need a Break!

annoying sister-in-law, Break, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, extrovert, family conflict, family drama, Family Events, group activities, group travel, Introvert, personal boundaries, personal space, relationship boundaries, self-care, self-preservation, SisInLawSux, social battery, social dynamics, social interactions, social recharge

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	99314	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and recharge your social battery just like our player who needed a break from Jane! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own sanctuary away from exhausting companions.

Reasons to join our server: – Need a break from annoying NPCs like Jane? We got you covered! – Build your own secret hideout to escape the drama and recharge your social battery. – Explore new lands and meet new friends who won’t drain your energy. – No need to invent bs reasons to escape, just log in and play!

So come join us on our server and leave the exhausting drama behind! Who knows, you might even find some new friends to join you on your solo adventures.

Blocky Adventures: Chapter 2021

Adventures, blocky, Challenges, chapter, embracing uncertainty, finding purpose, inner strength, journey of self-discovery, Life Changes, living in the present, mindfulness, moving forward, new beginnings, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, transformation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of living in the boring world of reality? Come join our Minecraft server and enter a whole new chapter of your life filled with adventure, excitement, and blocky goodness!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, battle fierce mobs like the dreaded exploding chickens, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking giant floating tacos and pixel art of Nicolas Cage).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep of infinite wool, the magical potion of unlimited pizza, and the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs (they really know how to drop a beat).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and turn the page to a new chapter of your life filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft Server: Macron’s Warning

Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Frances Macron, global threat, inspections, international relations, iran, Macrons, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, nuclear deal, nuclear programme, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, point of no return, political tensions, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, united nations, uranium enrichment, Warning

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than the iran nuclear programme!!! frances macron even said we’re nearing the point of no return with our craziness!!! join now for a blast of a time and see if you can survive the chaos!!! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!!! 🤪🧨🔥 #minecraftmadness #boomtime #francesmacronapproved

KurskCraft: Kim Jong Un’s Worst Nightmare

CASUALTIES, casualties in Kursk Oblast, casualties in Russia, Conflict, diplomatic relations, injured troops, international relations, Jong, killed soldiers, Kim, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military conflict, News, Nightmare, North Korean soldiers, North Korean troops, political tensions, russia, uns, War, world news, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 3,800 north korean troops fighting in russia’s kursk oblast but don’t worry they’re just playing minecraft with us now HAHAHAHAHA. zelensky himself said it’s the most epic server he’s ever played on. join us for the chaos and fun, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little). sign up now and be part of the madness!

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Dreamscape Kingdom 1.20.2

1.20.2, acceptance, body image issues, body positivity, dating difficulties, dreamscape, emotional distress, fat shaming, Insecurities, Kingdom, Loneliness, love life struggles, no fat GF, no fat GFI suffer, Personal preferences, relationship struggles, romantic challenges, self esteem, self worth, societal pressures, societal standards, tfw, weight preferences

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Mines Excavated:	1051
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server for the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience!

>tfw no fat GFI suffer? Well, on our server, you can unleash your inner fat GFI and dominate the virtual world like never before!

With crazy challenges, wacky mods, and a community of players who are just as weird as you are, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Prestigious Oscar Globe

award ceremonies, cinematic achievements, coveted trophies, distinguished awards, entertainment industry, film awards, film festivals, film industry, global recognition, globe, golden globe, Hollywood, international awards, international recognition, movie industry, oscar, PRESTIGIOUS, prestigious accolades, prestigious awards, prestigious honors, red carpet events, top honors

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build crazy stuff and have a blast! Whether you’re into mining, crafting, or just chilling with friends, this server is the place to be. We’re more prestigious than a golden globe or an oscar, and we’re not even American! So grab your pickaxe and join us for some wild adventures. See you there, gamers!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0