Starlight SMP: Where even the creepers respect the towny rules! 🌟🎮 #HermitCraftWho? 🌎🛠️

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cracked, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, hermitcraft, HermitCraftWho, java, Minecraft, Origins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Starlight, Towny, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Animals Bred:	172	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	7818
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features
Origins: Choose from unique origins with abilities and challenges.
Towny: Build and manage your own town, form alliances.
Toggleable PvP: Switch between peaceful building and battles.
Economy: Earn, trade, and grow wealth with balanced system.
Frequent Updates: Dedicated team adds new content regularly.

Why Choose Starlight SMP?

Active Staff: Friendly and experienced staff always available.
Inviting Community: Join welcoming players who love Minecraft.
Cross-Platform: Available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions.

Join today and be a part of something special!

Server Details

IP	starlight.mcserv.fun (Port – 25565)
Discord	https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR
Website	https://starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com
Bluemap	http://152.228.159.209:25531/#world:-440:0:-1201:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, our server is available on Cracked versions as well.

Q: How do I get started with Origins?

A: When you join the server, you can choose from a variety of unique Origins to start your gameplay experience.

Q: Are there any rules for building towns?

A: While there are no strict rules, we encourage players to collaborate, form alliances, and create thriving communities in Towny.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is toggleable, so you can choose whether to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Void Armor Forged:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Buildings Constructed:	44	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	100508
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crops Grown:	2211
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Star Shards Collected:	80	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3199
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7025
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Votes:	9117
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!