Starbound SMP: Where semi-vanilla means we added a sprinkle of cosmic flavor!

ADDED, atmosphere, Community, Competitions, Connect, cooperation, Cosmic, Crates, Discord, Economy, Events, flavor, Fun, gameplay, Grief Prevention, Interstellar, Ip:, Means, Minecraft, mutual respect, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, Space, sprinkle, starbound, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2339
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

New Minecraft Servers

🌌 Starbound Minecraft Server 🌌

Server Features
Economy System: Build your wealth and trade with other players. Our balanced economy ensures that everyone has a fair chance to prosper!
Crates: Unlock exciting rewards with our crate system! Earn keys through gameplay, events, and challenges to discover rare and valuable items.
Grief Prevention: Establish your own town, join forces with other players, and create thriving communities. Protect your land, collaborate on projects, and rise to prominence.
Small, Close-Knit Community: We pride ourselves on fostering a welcoming and easy-going environment. Here, you’re not just another player—you’re part of the family.
Events and Competitions: Participate in regular events and competitions that keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. Win amazing prizes and show off your skills!

Join Our Community

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us

Server IP	play.mcstarbound.us
Server Version	1.21
Discord	Join Our Discord! (Join us for updates, support, and to meet fellow players!)

Come explore the universe with us and make new friends along the way. See you among the stars!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server open for all players?	Yes, the server is open to all players. We welcome everyone to join our community!
How can I participate in events and competitions?	Events and competitions are announced in our Discord server. Stay tuned for announcements and join in the fun!
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	We have a set of rules that promote a positive and respectful gaming environment. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for more information.

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

acquired skill, beneficial skill, CraftySkills, everyday skill, handy skill, life skill, New skill, personal growth, practical skill, random skill, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, SkillfulSMP, surprising skill, talent development, unconventional skill, unexpected skill, unique skill, useful skill, valuable skill

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	3855	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

2024 vs 2025, 2025 predictions, Advancements, aspirations, blocks, changes, Crafty2025, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, future technology, growth, hopes for the future, IMPROVEMENTS, innovation, Long-term goals, missing, new developments, Possibilities, progress, trends, upcoming year, Wishlist, year

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

BlockyMurderMayhem, caribbean, Community, crime, Crisis, emergency, escalation, Government, Homicide, intervention, law enforcement, measures, murder rate, public health, response, Safety, SECURITY, society, tobago, trinidad, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Animals Bred:	199
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	203	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	92915	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6673
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Buildings Constructed:	47	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.