>star shitters will defend this… Minecraft SMP

DEFEND, Generate, gtstar, list, long tail, Minecraft, SEPARATE, shitters, smp, star, tags, this.., up to 20

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchantments Applied:	78	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness star shitters defending their precious celestial toilets from the evil space invaders who are trying to steal their stardust poop! Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world! Remember, only the bravest and craziest players can handle the madness that awaits them.

MilVacay Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Communication, DAUGHTER, family, family dynamics, hurt, husband, lack of communication, MIL, MilVacay, Minecraft, mother-in-law, parenting, relationships, Server, south carolina, summer vacation, surprise trip, Trust, Upset, vacation

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mines Excavated:	1507
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6401
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Emeralds Found:	6531
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on unexpected adventures just like my daughter’s trip to South Carolina? Look no further! Join our server and get ready to be surprised at every turn – who knows, you might end up in a whole new world just like my daughter did!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even your mother-in-law would be impressed. She thought she could sneak off to South Carolina without telling anyone? Well, on our server, you never know where you’ll end up next!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up on a vacation with your in-laws without even realizing it!

MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?

aita, Angry, autism, BETRAYAL, cheese grater, cooking show, demonstration, diabetes, expensive cookware, Grumpy, Guilt, guilt trip, HOURS, Invitation, MLM, neighbors, Polite, pots and pans, PRESSURE, RAGE, saturday, Surprise, trip, unreasonable, work

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.

Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?

So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!

NostalgiaCraft SMP – Missed Products

Beloved, bringback, cherished, Discontinued, Favorite, lament, longing, Memories, miss, Missed, Nostalgia, NostalgiaCraft, obsolete, product, products, Reminiscing, sentimental, service, smp, vintage, wish, wistful, yearning

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Animals Bred:	104
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

OMG guys, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, the best thing ever? Like seriously, it’s so lit you won’t even believe it.

So like, this server used to have this discontinued product that was like, the holy grail of Minecraft items. It was this magical diamond sword that could one-shot any mob in the game, even the Ender Dragon. But then, the server admins were like, “Nah fam, this is too OP” and they took it away. RIP to the legendary diamond sword, we will never forget you.

But don’t worry, there are still so many other reasons to join this server. Like, did I mention that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure? Yeah, you heard me right. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a dimension made entirely out of cheese. I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s real.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this server. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. See you there, fellow gamers! #minecraft4life #cheesedimensionftw 🧀🎮🔥

Crafting Catastrophe: The Price Hike

affordability, budgeting, catastrophe, cost of living, Crafting, economic hardship, expensive, financial burden, financial crisis, financial difficulties, financial stress, financial struggle, high prices, hike, inflation, living expenses, money management, Overpriced, price, price hikes, rising costs, Struggling, struggling to make ends meet, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	91	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Runes Activated:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	258	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where even a loaf of bread costs a diamond? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everything is hilariously overpriced! Want a wooden sword? That’ll be 10 emeralds and a stack of gold blocks, please. But don’t worry, because the economy is so messed up that you’ll be rolling in riches in no time!

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the mystery of why everything is so darn expensive. Maybe the villagers are secretly hoarding all the diamonds, or perhaps a mischievous Enderman is behind it all. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to figure it out!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most ludicrous economy in all of Minecraft. Who needs logic and reason when you can have chaos and hilarity instead? Join now and start your journey to financial absurdity!

Putin’s Pleasure Palace

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Palace, pleasing, Pleasure, Politics, president, putin, Putins, russia, Statements, Ukraine, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, volodymyr zelenskyy, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5862	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Blaze Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Blaze, emergency response, fire deaths, Fire department, fire emergency preparedness, fire fatalities, fire incident response, fire prevention, fire prevention measures, fire protection, fire rescue, fire safety education, fire safety protocols, fire safety training, Firefighters, firefighting procedures, firefighting techniques, first responders, Quest, Safety, smoke inhalation, smoke inhalation risks

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Love Letters Sent:	19	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of worrying about fire deaths and smoke inhalation, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds!

Forget about the real world and escape to a place where the only flames you’ll see are from your lava-filled moat surrounding your castle.

Join us for a fiery good time and leave those worries about loved ones dying in a horrible fiery death at the door. Let’s craft and laugh together, because life is too short to be stressing about fire safety. Let’s get building!

MudPackMishapCraft

Backpack, cleanliness, Curious, Etiquette, Hiking, horsebackriding, Hotel, hotel staff, laundry facilities, less developed country, Mascara, Mild, Muddy, MudPackMishapCraft, Obnoxious, rinsing, Standard, travel, washcloth, white towels

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the crispiest white blocks you’ve ever seen! Just like those pristine hotel towels, our server is the epitome of cleanliness and luxury.

Join us for some hiking and horseback riding adventures in the middle of nowhere, where you can wipe down your dirty backpack with virtual washcloths without any judgment! Our laundry facilities are top-notch, even in this less developed Minecraft country.

But beware, if you leave a dirty towel lying around, our virtual hotel staff might just come after you with a vengeance. So come on in and experience the thrill of cleaning up your pixelated messes in style. Just remember, mud isn’t the same as mascara in Minecraft, but it’s still a pain to watch someone make a mess. So join our server and show off your cleaning skills in the most outrageous way possible!

QuitSmoke4Years – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, cravings, determination, Ex-smokers, habit breaking, healthy living, inspiration, lifestyle change, long term, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, nicotine addiction, perseverance, physical health, QuitSmoke4Years, self-care, smoke free, smp, success stories, successful quit, support system, Willpower, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! So like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are ex-smokers who quit puffin’ on them cancer sticks and now they’re livin’ their best smoke-free lives in the virtual world.

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by a bunch of badass ex-smokers who kicked the habit and are now kickin’ butt in Minecraft. We got crazy stories like Steve who quit smoking by eating nothing but raw broccoli for a month straight, or Sarah who quit by skydiving into a volcano and emerging reborn like a phoenix.

So if you wanna join a server where the only thing we’re smokin’ is creepers and the only addiction we have is to building epic structures, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the secret to quitting smoking in the world of blocks and pixels. Stay lit, my dudes!

CelebVillainCraft

Celebrity, CelebVillainCraft, controversial, dark side, Deceit, deceitful, deceitful behavior, deceitful celebrity, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing behavior, dishonest, gossip, hidden personality, IMMORAL, negative traits, Rumors, scandal, secret behavior, Shocking.., terrible person, Unethical

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	102
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Dragon Eggs Found:	5049
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot! But shh, don’t tell anyone or else the celebrity who secretly runs our server will ban you for life.

Speaking of celebrities, did you know that Justin Bieber is actually a griefer on our server? That’s right, he loves to troll unsuspecting players by blowing up their creations with TNT. But don’t worry, our admin team is always on the lookout for his shenanigans and will ban him faster than you can say “Baby, baby, baby, ohhh!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover more celebrity secrets along the way!

Tubix server minecraft

Anarchy, couple, Minecraft, resolution, rules, Tubix server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7413
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Full anarchy server without the rules of the resolution of the couple

RTYRYYTTT.aternos.me

Modern Classic Prison

activities, airdrops, B Ward, bedrock, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, Discord, Fishing, Guards, Ip:, Koth, MODERN, non-p2w, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, PVP Events, Quests, Version, WarZone Mine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system. PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards. Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators. Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression: -Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage. -Quests: NPCs help players progress faster. -Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops. -Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward. -Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge. -So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord: Website: https://dnmc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB FryBry Made A Showcase: https://youtu.be/Kd2dl3JR9lU

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players.
How can I participate in PvP events?	You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Are there special activities for progression?	Yes, you can grow drugs, farm gems, complete quests, sell special items in the commissary, and more.
When will guards be added to the server?	Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Frozen Delight Realms 1.20

#dare, BIZARRE, bizarre request, challenge, DELIGHT, dessert, Disgusting, Food, friendship, frozen, gross, ice cream, odd, odd request, puke, Realms, stomach-turning, strange, strange request, UNUSUAL, unusual request, vomit, weird

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8344
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where we can eat ice cream together and then puke in each other’s faces? It’s like a wild party every day, but in blocky pixel form! Join us for some crazy shenanigans and non-stop fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures ever! Let’s get weird together, dude!

VacationPayback Minecraft Server

breach of contract, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, coworker dispute, drunk behavior, embarrassing behavior, ethical dilemma, financial disagreement, financial responsibility, legal action, legal recourse, Minecraft, moral responsibility, non-refundable tickets, passive aggressive behavior, payment dispute, repayment agreement, Server, small claims court, small claims process, vacation agreement, vacation cost, VacationPayback

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of dealing with a coworker who turns a vacation into a soap opera.

Imagine this: you’re just trying to enjoy some block-building fun when suddenly, a player named Mary joins the server. But watch out, because she’s not your average player – she’s here to cause chaos! Get ready for drunken confessions, love triangles, and vomit-covered floors. Can you survive the drama and come out on top?

And that’s not all – join our server and you might even find yourself in a small claims court battle over virtual tickets worth $1000! Who needs PvP battles when you can take on Mary in a legal showdown? Will justice be served, or will the drama never end?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us now! Just remember, things may get a little messy (literally and figuratively).

NoteCraftLove

Argument, Calendar, Chores, coffee, Communication, Distracted, flaws, Gifts, heavy sleeper, important, Marriage, newborn, NoteCraftLove, phone notes, relationships, Remembering, Spouse, Tasks, Understanding, wired differently

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mines Excavated:	2232	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of remembering important things? Look no further! Join our server and never forget to mine diamonds for your virtual spouse again!

Our server is perfect for those who need a little reminder now and then. Just like how you take notes on your phone to remember your wife’s favorite things, you can take notes in-game to remember where you left your enchanted pickaxe!

Don’t worry about being called out for forgetting to craft a diamond sword for your virtual partner – we understand that sometimes our brains are just wired differently. And hey, if you get distracted easily while mining, we’ve got plenty of tasks to keep you on track!

So come join us on the most understanding Minecraft server out there. Because in this world, forgetting to feed your virtual animals won’t lead to a huge argument – just some playful banter and maybe a reminder to set an alarm next time!

EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP

abolished, administration, curriculum, Department of Education, Education Department, education system, educational standards, EduGoneWhoMinecraftSMP, federal government, funding, Government, homeschooling, policy, private schools, public education, REFORM, Replacement, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, US

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This epic Minecraft SMP is like no other, it’s like a rainbow exploded and turned into a server!

Join us for some epic adventures and shenanigans as we explore the vast world of Minecraft together. We have custom plugins that make pigs fly and chickens shoot lasers out of their eyes. Trust me, it’s totally legit!

And get this, if you join our server, you’ll be entered into a raffle to win a real-life diamond sword! Yeah, you heard me right, a DIAMOND SWORD. Who needs a Department of Education when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the chaos begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight. Trust me, you don’t want to know what happens…