Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1037 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7013 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Kenshiro and make your enemies explode with just a single punch! Or pilot your very own EVA unit and take on giant monsters in a post-apocalyptic world.
But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Shinji Simulator” where you can experience what it’s like to be a whiny teenager with daddy issues. Will you save the world or just cry in a corner? The choice is yours!
So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!
