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BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	969
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3798	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Crops Grown:	8019	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	2829
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	1243
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

Zyroncraft.mcserv.fun:26955

Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5631	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	158	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

play.minerage.fun:19132

Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	7207	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	72
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.

ExitBlock Minecraft Server

AITA asking man move car exit building unloading van fire exit bike truck angry threatening wrong delivery guys random people stuff, ExitBlock, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Towns Built:	5

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magic Items Found:	7853	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	4890	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	376
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9195	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4772	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

Abuse, arrest, arrested, blocks, charges, child abuse, Community, crime, cult leader, Exploitation, Followers, guatemala, Holycraft, human trafficking, investigation, Jewish, leader, legal proceedings, Orthodox, Religious, scandal, trafficking, ultra-Orthodox

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	1087
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	2213
New Chunks Explored:	784054	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Divine Spears Created:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

Bloom, Community, Connection, Discord, Events, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, Server, smp, smp server, Survival, Website

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Players:	104/200	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1