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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 1881 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8342 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
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